Typical Family
By Irievessalius
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Warnings: Yaoi, incest, M-PREG,pervertness w and other stuffs~
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Enjoy!~
"Makoto-kun! Kotarou-kun! Sit down! H-hey! D-don't run from me! Hey! Eat your vegetables now!" shouted the chocolate-haired boy frustated.
"Hahaha!~ Catch us if you can mommy!~ Kotarou-chan! Hurry! Run from the monster~~" shouted the cheerful 10 year old chocolate-haired boy.
"Eh?! Who are you calling a monster?!" Tsuna pouted and sighed.
I just giggled at the sight of this. Well you know, it's how my life goes every morning~
"Giotto-nii! Help me! Don't just sit there like a lazy gorilla!"
Ouch. Do I look like a lazy gorilla? Hm, maybe Tsunayoshi just doesn't realize that he's looking at the most sexy person in the world~ Ehm. Okay, so you see, Tsunayoshi is my cute little brother, and also my wife. I know right?~~ I'm the most lucky person in the world~
"Makoto-kun... " Tsuna growled.
Okay, okay. Maybe Tsuna is a little scary when he's mad, but that doesn't cover the fact that he's the cutest person in the world! And yeah, i know that i shouldn't have a relationship like this with my little brother. But, hey, love is blind right? Even our mother agrees that we become a married couple, because she thinks its cute! But it's a different story with our father. He... was mad when I told him that me and Tsunayoshi love each other and we decided to get married. But then luckily, mom convinced dad that I will protect Tsunayoshi, and become a good husband for him.
Isn't our mommy the best?!~
So yeah we got married and surprisingly, Tsunayoshi was pregnant. I... I was surprised! Everybody was! Thanks to Tsunayoshi, I have two amazing, cool and cute children~
Oh this is the fun part!~ Now i'm going to explain about our kids! The older one is Makoto Sawada. He's like my twin! But younger! He has the spiky hair that I have, he has the beautiful blue eyes that I have, but he has the same colour of hair that Tsunayoshi has. And let me tell you something, he's a seme. Just like me! Oh and a pervert like me too!~ He is 10 years old, and he...likes his own little brother too. I began to notice that he likes his own little brother since a week ago. He likes to stare at his little brother's ass!~ Just like me! I like to see Tsunayoshi's cute ass!~ Oh wait! Is that wrong?~
Well the second one is Kotarou Sawada! He is really cute! Like Tsunayoshi! Kotarou has beautiful blonde hair, and a cute face! His eyes are also the same colour like Tsunayoshi's. He is 5 years old and he is the uke-typed of person! I guess that's why Makoto likes his own little brother~
I was just going to stand up to eat my breakfast, but suddenly...
"Hands up daddy! Bang! Bang! Bang! Haha!~ I shot you to death!"
Have I ever told you that Makoto was obsessed with guns and other dangerous stuffs?
"Hey daddy, mommy! Lets play police and thief! So the police gets to tie up the thief-"
"No way! Nope! I'm not going to play that!" Before the kids can complete their sentence, Tsuna interrupted.
"Aww?~ Why not Tsuna? You know, when we're in bed, you don't seem to mind when I tie you- OUCH MY DI-" I began to scream in pain when Tsuna suddenly kicks the important and the most private part of my body.
Geez. Told you he's scary when he's angry.
"Giotto-nii... don't say that in front of the kids!" Tsuna pouted and blushed.
"Y-yes my dear..." I was already on the floor, and gave him my pained smile.
"Eh? Did i hit you too hard?" Tsuna cupped my cheeks and gave me a peck on the lips.
"I-it's okay... i'm fine~" I grinned and stands up slowly.
Suddenly, i was tied up with Tsuna and was forced to sit on the couch with him. Who else would tie me up besides our naughty – but handsome – kid Makoto? I sighed.
"AHA! The thiefs are tied up! And now to torture..." Makoto gave us his scary grin and I just sweatdropped.
"Nii-chan! Mako-niichan! I have markers!~" Kotarou seems happy to see us tied up like this...
"Perfect! Now, Kotarou-chan, let us torture!" Makoto opened the cap of the markers and gave one of them to Kotarou. I just chuckled because their faces are so funny~
"Ma-makoto-kun! H-hey! Put down those markers now! Kotarou-kun! You too!"
"Nope~ no can do mommy~ You both are thiefs and we are going to torture both of you!~"
And then our naughty boys began drawing on our faces.
Hm. I guess it's not so bad after all. Makoto drew cat whiskers on Tsuna's cheeks while Kotarou drew and old man's mustache on my face~ Then they began drawing circles and and spirals, and they even drew them with different colours.
"Makoto-kun! Kotarou-kun! You both are so not going to get your weekend ice creams!" Tsuna pouted and well, I just enjoyed being 'tortured' like this~
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It's Sunday and we are relaxing together~
Well actually it's just me and Makoto who's relaxing.
Tsuna and Kotarou, they're actually playing in the garden. They were supposed to water the plants, but I guess they end up playing with water...
Yeah! You're right! Me and Makoto are watching both of them! We just can't help it when there are 2 ukes in front of you getting wet and unconciously exposing their bodies~
"Kotarou-kun! You're going to lose alright!" Tsuna seems so happy spraying water to kotarou's body~ Nah, i'm not interested at my own child of course, I'm interested at my wife! Look at him... i can see his nipples!~ *perverted grin*
"Daddy... I think i'm in heaven..." I felt something poke me on my shoulders and I could see Makoto drooling when he saw Kotarou. Makoto, he actually told me that he liked he's own little brother... He even asked me how to make Kotarou interested at him. Hm, young love~
"Don't worry kid. I think i'm in heaven too..." I kept staring at Tsunayoshi. I kept staring at him and well, i looked like a perverted creepy person. Well actually, I am~ hoho.
"Maybe when I'm older, I can rape him."
BLAWRFAOFARIOAGH.
Did i just hear him say that?! He's 10 years old a-and- oh gosh, am I that perverted?! ;;
"CURSE YOU DAEMON SPADE AND YOUR LITTLE BROTHEEEERR-"
I don't think blaming 2 perverted pinneapple-haired boys will solve your problem,Giotto.
TO BE CONTINUED
A/N: So there's my story! Uhh, Please tell me if there's something wrong or weird with this story, because this is my first english-languaged story. And i'm so sorry if my grammar is that bad. *grins* Uh, hope you like it! And reviews will make me happy!~ 3 Oh and this is not the end of this story, there are still other chapters, so reviews will probably make me update faster?~ I dunno XD thanks guys!