"Sweet! Stork-Cam is finally on the air! I will get proof that he likes Green Day." Finn sat down at the table in his room, as he switched on the cable-infested television. On the screen was his tall, thin, green teammate, lying on his bed, reading a book. Finn shovelled handfuls of popcorn into his mouth, muttering, "Hopehedoesn'tgetashoweroranything..." he pulled a face, after realising that he was eating as he said that.
All Stork did for the next two hours was read his book, which bored Finn to the extent that he had made his popcorn box into a hat, which happily sat atop his head.
"Oh, come on, man! Do something interesting." Finn groaned, almost falling asleep in front of the television. Seemingly on cue, Stork rose from the bed and walked momentarily out-of-view. When he returned, he carried with him some cardboard and a black pen.
Whatcha doing there, Stork...
The Merb began writing, the card not in view of the camera. Finn sat alert, hoping that Stork was doing something that he might find of interest. However, he became slightly worried when Stork held a piece of the cardboard up to the camera, which read:
'Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?'
Finn read each word aloud, his stomach in knots. The placard was lowered, only to be replaced by another, reading:
'Never looked better, and you can't stand it!'
The young man became increasingly nervous as he realised that his game was up; Stork knew about the camera, "They're not Green Day lyrics, that's for sure... and how did he find out about my camera?"
Another board was lifted to the camera, which read the letters P!ATD, and thus left Finn in a state of confusion. Stork then looked to the camera, giving one of his signature smirks, and switched the device off. End transmission.