Mad Hatter is in love with Alice. He heard her coming. He sat at his table and ate his muffin. Alice came walking by.
"Hello, Alice!" he said, with a lisp. Then he stood up. As he stood up, he let out a huge fart. He instantly felt great humiliation. His whole face turned red and his eyes opened wide with shock.
Alice was shocked too. She sniffed the air. "Ew!" she yelled. "What is wrong with you, you shabby old man?! Can't you control your functions!?"
Mad Hatter was even more embarrassed now. He tried to act like he didn't know what she was talking about. "What are you talking about, Alice?" he said, nervously.
Alice looked at him as if he were stupid. "Don't even pretend that you don't know. I heard you fart. So did you. You're gross, and I'm leaving."
His face became even more horrified. Alice began to walk off. Mad Hatter followed her. "Wait! I'm so sorry! Don't tell anyone!" he said, in a panicked tone. He could not believe that he had just farted in fron of the most beautiful girl in Underland.
Alice looked at him with her eyes half open again. "You have a piece of pepper in your teeth," she said.
Now, Mad Hatter was even more embarrassed.
"And," she continued. "You have old man breath. Just get away from me. You're gross."
Just then, Alice smelled something that smell like hard boiled eggs. "Ew!" she yelled. "Did you do another fart?!" she yelled.
"Uh - no!" Mad Hatter lied.
"Yes you did! Quit lying. It smells like eggs here!"
Alice saw a young guy walking by a river.
"Oh, he's much more worth my time. I like young handsome guys. Not old farty guys, with food in their teeth, and stinky breath." Alice walked over to the young guy."
Mad Hatter watched her go to the young guy. "Oh, I'm so embarrassed." he said.
He heard Alice tell the young guy, "Hey. Shabby old man over there, just farted."
Mad Hatter, got even more embarrassed. He watched as the young guy, flew back his head and laughed. "I wish I was that young guy..." he said, with another fart.