Title: "The Twelve Days of a CSI's Christmas"
Rating: K
Category: General
Author: grissomrocks
Disclaimer: Not making any Christmas present money from this. Don't own anything related to CSI, nor do I own the song, "The Twelve Days of Christmas".
On the first day of Christmas, the CSIs showed me:
DNA from the crime scene.
XXX
On the second day of Christmas, the CSIs showed me:
two shoe prints,
and DNA from the crime scene.
XXX
On the third day of Christmas, the CSIs showed me:
three bullet casings,
two shoe prints,
and DNA from the crime scene.
XXX
On the fourth day of Christmas, the CSIs showed me:
four blood stains,
three bullet casings,
two shoe prints,
and DNA from the crime scene.
XXX
On the fifth day of Christmas, the CSIs showed me:
five fingerprints --
four blood stains,
three bullet casings,
two shoe prints,
and DNA from the crime scene.
XXX
On the sixth day of Christmas, the CSIs showed me:
six search warrants,
five fingerprints --
four blood stains,
three bullet casings,
two shoe prints,
and DNA from the crime scene.
XXX
On the seventh day of Christmas, the CSIs showed me:
seven surly suspects,
six search warrants,
five fingerprints --
four blood stains,
three bullet casings,
two shoe prints,
and DNA from the crime scene.
XXX
On the eighth day of Christmas, the CSIs showed me:
eight possible motives,
seven surly suspects,
six search warrants,
five fingerprints --
four blood stains,
three bullet casings,
two shoe prints,
and DNA from the crime scene.
XXX
On the ninth day of Christmas, the CSIs showed me:
nine strands of fiber,
eight possible motives,
seven surly suspects,
six search warrants,
five fingerprints --
four blood stains,
three bullet casings,
two shoe prints,
and DNA from the crime scene.
XXX
On the tenth day of Christmas, the CSIs showed me:
ten green blowflies,
nine strands of fiber,
eight possible motives,
seven surly suspects,
six search warrants,
five fingerprints --
four blood stains,
three bullet casings,
two shoe prints,
and DNA from the crime scene.
XXX
On the eleventh day of Christmas, the CSIs showed me:
eleven muzzle stamps,
ten green blowflies,
nine strands of fiber,
eight possible motives,
seven surly suspects,
six search warrants,
five fingerprints --
four blood stains,
three bullet casings,
two shoe prints,
and DNA from the crime scene.
XXX
On the twelfth day of Christmas, the CSIs showed me:
twelve decomposing bodies,
eleven muzzle stamps,
ten green blowflies,
nine strands of fiber,
eight possible motives,
seven surly suspects,
six search warrants,
five fingerprints --
four blood stains,
three bullet casings,
two shoe prints,
and DNA from the crime scene.
XXX
Have a Merry Christmas!