A.N. 5...thirty...IN THE AM, so yea this story is TOTAL NONSENSE I WARNED YOU heeheheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. HAR HAR HAR I NEED SLEEP SOMEONE HELP ME PLZZZZ...
Peach jumped down from the balcony and started parading around singing, Rolling In The Deep.
"STFU PEACH IM TRYING TO SLEEP!" Link cried and sniffed a pineapple. Ike was watching him staring at him like some pedobear. In fact, Ike secretly was the pedobear. Link looked so juicy like the pine of apple he was smelling. Right when he was about to pounce Mario grabbed him by the nose and said,
"Let'sa gooooooooo! To the moon!"
"NOOOOO I NEEED MY LINKY" Ike said as mario flew into outerspace.
" HAHAAHAHAHAHA U HEAR THAT GUYS? IKE NEEDS HIS BINKY TRLOLOLOLOLLLLOOOO" That annoying blue hedgehog thing yelled and ROTFLed.
"He said kinky you dumbass..." Snake growled then munched on a waffle. Sonic cried and ran all the way to his hedgehog mommy because Snake offeneddeded him...
"TOON LINK WTF ARE YOU DOING TO THAT POOR CHICKEN" Zelda screeched as she glomped the tiny green boy.
"I needed an egg..I thought thats how you get one."
The princess pulled out a hammer and started chasing Toony with it.
"THIS IS HOW THAT CHICKEN FELT U JERK!"
All of a sudden yoshi pooped out an egg and said "I HAD A BABY!"
Everyone gathered around and stared at the shiny shiny egg.
"CAN I EAT IT?"
Before anyone could respond Ike came back from the moon and got on top of Link and totally started having hot uber crazy smexy yaoi sex with him
RIGHT THERE IN THE KITCHEN! FUKKKK YEAAAA!
Then toon link ness lucas nana and popos eyes burned off from the sight. Everyone else just stood there and took photo's and posted them online.
"I'm screwed.." Link groaned,"Oh well!"
"And that children, is what happened last Friday night," Mr. Brown said and closed his book.
The students looked up at their teacher with utter shock and confusion. What kind of story time was this?
ಠ_ಠ WTF JUST HAPPENED?