Harry Potter Ends.
Disclaimer: I own none of this.I'm poor.please don't sue me.and this is not the real ending for all of you dip shits out there.
Summery: My take on how the ending of the Harry Potter books will be. It may not actually be what happens.but it's nice to think about.
Feed back: feed meh, I am hungeh.
Voldemort: *sits in large throne, yelling at a subordinate * WHERE IS MY FIRE WHISKEY!!! YOU SAID IT HAD ARRIVED!!
Subordinate: *squeaks in fear, shrugging and holding up his hands in a helpless manner *
BACK AT HOGWARTS~~~~
Harry: are you sure this is gonna work Draco? *Adjusts his robes as Hermione adds a bit more make-up to him *
Draco: of course it will! The plan is perfect! * Kisses Harry on the corner of his mouth, earning a teasing grimace from Hermione *
Dumbledoor: I really wanted to see this.His face shall be price-less * sits a little ways behind Harry, watching a large mirror *
Ron, Seamus, Dean & other various students: * from various places around the mirror *We'll have a magic connection in about thirty seconds!
Remus: * stands next to Sirius I decided to keep him alive for my own sick reasons.Remus would lonely and awfully horny if he died, sweat drops * did anybody else find that simultaneous answer from twenty people a little disconcerting?
Sirius: nope, just you dear *nuzzles his mate *
Hermione: * rolls eyes * I'M SURROUDED BY GAY PEOPLE!
Ron: I'M NOT GAY!!!
:: The entire room rolls their eyes::
Herminoe: please, you're an unself-indentified closet case.
Ron: OH IT"S TRUE! * Throws himself into Seamus' arms * comfort me?
Room Collectively: NOT HERE!
Dean: OKAY! We're ready in three.two.one, go!
BACK AT VOLDEMORT'S HOUSE.MANSION.THINGIE.~~~~
Voldemort: * watches a magical misty picture thingie appear * what the fuck is this??
:: Subordinates become afraid, Voldemort gets a potty mouth when he's not liquored up::
THIS IS WHAT PLAYS HARRY POTTER!!
:: collective cheer and Harry steps in view::
Harry: * evil grin in pace * today we have a special drink on the menu! Fire Whiskey Surprise! * Holds up bottle of the liquor * We stole Voldemort's Fire Whiskey, SURPRISE!!!
Voldemort : * screams very loudly in rage, makes several subordinates spontaneously combust from stress and magic, has a severe heart attack and keels over dead * ugh!........
THE END...Really...That's how it's gonna end.. Believe me damnit!!!!
Disclaimer: I own none of this.I'm poor.please don't sue me.and this is not the real ending for all of you dip shits out there.
Summery: My take on how the ending of the Harry Potter books will be. It may not actually be what happens.but it's nice to think about.
Feed back: feed meh, I am hungeh.
Voldemort: *sits in large throne, yelling at a subordinate * WHERE IS MY FIRE WHISKEY!!! YOU SAID IT HAD ARRIVED!!
Subordinate: *squeaks in fear, shrugging and holding up his hands in a helpless manner *
BACK AT HOGWARTS~~~~
Harry: are you sure this is gonna work Draco? *Adjusts his robes as Hermione adds a bit more make-up to him *
Draco: of course it will! The plan is perfect! * Kisses Harry on the corner of his mouth, earning a teasing grimace from Hermione *
Dumbledoor: I really wanted to see this.His face shall be price-less * sits a little ways behind Harry, watching a large mirror *
Ron, Seamus, Dean & other various students: * from various places around the mirror *We'll have a magic connection in about thirty seconds!
Remus: * stands next to Sirius I decided to keep him alive for my own sick reasons.Remus would lonely and awfully horny if he died, sweat drops * did anybody else find that simultaneous answer from twenty people a little disconcerting?
Sirius: nope, just you dear *nuzzles his mate *
Hermione: * rolls eyes * I'M SURROUDED BY GAY PEOPLE!
Ron: I'M NOT GAY!!!
:: The entire room rolls their eyes::
Herminoe: please, you're an unself-indentified closet case.
Ron: OH IT"S TRUE! * Throws himself into Seamus' arms * comfort me?
Room Collectively: NOT HERE!
Dean: OKAY! We're ready in three.two.one, go!
BACK AT VOLDEMORT'S HOUSE.MANSION.THINGIE.~~~~
Voldemort: * watches a magical misty picture thingie appear * what the fuck is this??
:: Subordinates become afraid, Voldemort gets a potty mouth when he's not liquored up::
THIS IS WHAT PLAYS HARRY POTTER!!
:: collective cheer and Harry steps in view::
Harry: * evil grin in pace * today we have a special drink on the menu! Fire Whiskey Surprise! * Holds up bottle of the liquor * We stole Voldemort's Fire Whiskey, SURPRISE!!!
Voldemort : * screams very loudly in rage, makes several subordinates spontaneously combust from stress and magic, has a severe heart attack and keels over dead * ugh!........
THE END...Really...That's how it's gonna end.. Believe me damnit!!!!