Pond Life #3 Remix:
Author: masakochan/videl86
Fandom: Doctor Who
Summary: What could have been in the bathroom besides the Ood?
Disclaimer: I don't own the characters in Doctor Who.
Rory yawned as he quietly shuffled down the hallway towards the bathroom.
He had just started muttering to himself about possibly needing a stronger kind of tea before he came to a stop. There was someone in his bathroom. Someone who was making humming noises, and babbling to something interchangebly.
'It is too early in the morning for this,' Rory thought to himself as he peeked through the door, and jumped a little even though he'd just confirmed his suspicions.
The Doctor was sitting in the tub. Washing himself, with a ridiculous looking rubber ducky hat perched atop his head, and talking to a small duckling that was happily cheeping away at him.
"Kinky kinky. I didn't know you were that into voyeurism, Mr. Pond," Amy whispered into his ear, causing Rory to jump even higher. When had she gotten there?
"Shh! I'm just wondering what the Doctor is doing in our bathroom, using our tub. I'm not even going to question where he got the hat."
Amy just quirked an eyebrow at Rory, and said, "Well if you're not- I am."
"No, Amy! Don-" too late. Rory hung his head, and figured he may as well follow her.
"Hello, Ponds! This is Richard, he says hello. N-no, I'm not your mum. I keep telling you that. What? No. I'm sorry, but I can't produce the kind of eggs you're talking about," the Doctor said with a frown.
"Umm... Doctor, sorry to interrupt your little conversation, but what on earth is up with that hat you're wearing? And how has River not thrown it into a supernova yet?" Amy asked, cutting right to the point, while Rory was rubbing the sleep out of his eyes, and trying to get over the fact that he'd just seen the Doctor talking to a baby duck about producing eggs. In their bathtub.
...Gods, he needed to get himself some stronger tea.
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