hsrry was in hid room at hogwars, he was hapy caus he has pissed hes exame. his hiar was died his hare red wif theh blood uf hes enenomies becus he licked that coler
higwatrs had aloud them ti ware wahtever they wonted four the finel weak of the schol year. hermeonie caem inta hes rom and sayed "harry coem on! Its time four super!" harry smild "ok. gust let me get reday!" hairy grabed his lourde uf the wrings book taht he stol from dudly end walked out uf teh room.
the food was ok. it wus chiken wins and manase, with macdonleds chiken nugats.
they were tring tradishonal american cueasyne today. "THAS ESNT ELVERMORNY! WHY AR WE EATIN THES!?" neville longbuttum screamed quietly at the tip of his lungs. "nevvel colm dun!" dumdoor sayed
hairy went to comit som moar deth. evrywon commented deaths at higwarts becas nobodi licked anyone anemore.
he dethed a persin namd edwash coldren. he was a griffondork. hairy was a hufflepoof. hufflepoff waz cleerly the bust house in te scol becuz it had harey end harry was the best stodemt in teh schiil becaz he wax en orfan, and orfans had dethed porpoises. hairy loved with hes ant and ankle who hed a sun named duldy.
he hatted ther gots and he wented to deth thum sumdey.
harri walket to the potins closetroom and hermeonie sais to get teh bok tat edwash had readz fur her. hairrie groned "your makeing me retorn ti ta sene uf ta crime!" hi walkedt back to the place wer he dathed edwash and tok the book he had reads. the boook was shakesbeardes mcboof. harry licked that book cuz thare we're dies en it waz cool.
hairry was wakling back to the classrom wehn gildorey lickhort stopped hem and sayed "helo hairy!" harry rold hes eyes "halo, proffesser" proffsor lickhat punched hairie in the faice and scramed "CONSENT VEGETABLES HARRY!" harry dethed him and kept walking. he got to the clossetram and seated down. proffsor snap was boting. he locked at harry and said "you fluffy idot. torn to page 97 and do the potion" harry torned to paige 26 and torned the book upside don. he did the potion prefectly. he left and went to the hufflepiss dom room amd went to bed.
When harry woke up proffsor lickhat was hovering offer hem wet a glar. "I DED NOT CONSENT YOU'RE VEGETABLES" lickhort was a gast. hary scold. gass was aoting . hati took a shirt and died it red with lockhart blod. blod vas kol.