Disclaimer: I did not take the credit of the creator of Dragon Ball Z. -Aym Blast

Summary: First side story of Risen Saiyan. There is one game that teenage girls would like to play, Truth or Dare! Whis challenge Goku, Vegeta, Quartz Sorceress, and Piccolo including Beerus two games. Both Vegeta and Piccolo are chosen to take the dare together. Will the Saiyan Prince with the Namekian survive out of their deadliest dare of the universe?

Rate: K+

Genres: Humor/Adventure

Fears of the Booby Trap

Beerus World

Goku, Vegeta, Quartz Sorceress in super Saiyan 3, and Piccolo sat down quietly thinking. The table size hourglass was standing between them.

"How long are we sitting here?" Quartz Sorceress yawned, in lower voice. "As every last of sand is drop down the bottom of the hourglass, Magnet (Quartz Sorceress)," replied Piccolo.

"It's only been two hours, and it's good to think what's in your mind," Goku said. "I was thinking about all the vegetation from my garden. After I harvest it all, I ate it, and then spit out the seeds."

"What happen if the seeds grows inside your stomach, Kakarot?" asked Vegeta, smirking. Quartz Sorceress was flabbergasted as she was thinking about Goku's stomach that looks like a pregnant woman.

"That's creepy! I can't get it off of my mind!" Quartz Sorceress shuddered. Piccolo grabs Vegeta's collar.

"You should keep your own thoughts to yourself, Vegeta, and you're scaring your own granddaughter with her strange power!" shouted Piccolo.

Goku was staring at the hourglass as the sand was falling down fast. "Hey, guys, the sand is falling down easily!" Goku exclaimed.

"How did that happen?" asked Piccolo. "Keep yelling!" Goku yelled. Vegeta glared at Piccolo. "It's not my fault that I bring that up! It was Kakarot who started it!" shouted Vegeta, pointing at Goku.

"Lord Beerus and Whis, the sand is falling to chime, the destruction is known as his, we're waiting for a long time~!" Quartz Sorceress sings. The hourglass breaks by Quartz Sorceress's high tone.

"Oops!" She covered her mouth. "Kami, this is one of the reasons why Agnes (Quartz Sorceress) is an ornithology," said Vegeta, feeling surprised.

"Piccolo, could you use your magical power to restore the hourglass back as new?" Quartz Sorceress asked, trembling.

"You'll have to tell Whis that you break the hourglass with your singing voice, first," said Piccolo crossing his arms.

Beerus and Whis appeared flying down. "Lord Beerus!" Goku exclaimed. Quartz Sorceress kneels down toward Whis.

Waaaaahhhhhh! Oh, Whis, I was singing in a higher tone, and then suddenly, I break the hourglass, forgive me!" Quartz Sorceress wept in anime style.

"Ohoho, that's a copacetic. I'll take care of that later," chuckled Whis. "You forgive me, Whis?" Quartz Sorceress asked, wiping her tears with her gloves.

"Absolutely, my magnet one," said Whis, winking at Quartz Sorceress.

"I made you guys wait for me just to think what kind of games should all of you play." He glared at Beerus. "That also means you, Lord Beerus."

"Whis! Do you think you were busy thinking about it when I slept for three years?" Beerus shouted. "Oh, yes, Lord Beerus," chuckled Whis, shooting his head.

"Anyhow, as you can see, there are actually two games you all play, but me; I'll be the instructor of both games."

"What is the first game? And the second?" Quartz Sorceress asked. "The second is...unless I told you the first game, first," said Whis. "What was first?" Piccolo asked.

"The most famous game in the 7th universe is...roshambo! That means rock, paper, scissor!" said Whis. "Huh?" Goku exclaimed.

"What kind of pathetic game is that? I mean the Ginyu Force played that piece of crud just to challenge me back before Frieza came to the Namekian's planet!" stammered Vegeta. "And what about the time when also when Kakarot and his son came to fight at Babidi's hideout!"

"I know, I know, Saiyan prince, I know your whole story since I kill your father at your home planet," Beerus said. "Lord Beerus..." said Whis, glaring at Beerus.

His attitude turns peppy. "My own rules about rock, paper, scissor is whoever use rock against paper, or paper against scissor, or even scissor against rock, will challenge a dare! As a dare, if only there are more than three of you, you will challenge the dare independently, but two, and only two of you, can challenge the dare together!

If any of you choose rock against scissor, or scissor against paper, or even paper against rock, you get to challenge the truth! If there are many of you, you'll challenge the truth alone!

Only two of you challenge the truth together! You guys play roshambo against each other, got that? No rematch unless you all chosen the same supply! And if you refuse to play roshambo, you will automatically take the dare!"

Goku and Vegeta are the only one, who was shocked, and their jaws were down; Piccolo and Beerus was lackadaisical. Quartz Sorceress was the only one grinning. Vegeta push Goku's and his jaws up.

"Da#n, that's a lot of rules," Vegeta stuttered. "That's what I thought, Vegeta," said Goku. "Oh, for sure, Whis!" Quartz Sorceress said.

Piccolo is starting to sweats. "I choose the dare, and I refuse to play rock, paper, and scissor with them!" shouted Piccolo.

Whis applauses. "Ooh! Okay, it is now left with Lord Beerus, Goku, Quartz Sorceress, and Vegeta! Choose rock, paper, or scissor!" Whis exclaimed.

Goku, Vegeta, Quartz Sorceress, and Beerus put their right fist in the center as they glared.

"Rock, paper, scissor, shoot!" shouted Goku, Vegeta, Quartz Sorceress, and Beerus. They all choose paper. "Rock, paper, scissor, shoot!"

Goku, Quartz Sorceress, and Beerus choose rock, but only Vegeta chooses scissor.

"N..." Vegeta trembles a little, then glared. "No way! I want a rematch!" Vegeta starts yelling. "Sorry, grandfather, you'll had to challenge a dare with Piccolo for now," said Quartz Sorceress.

Vegeta grabs Quartz Sorceress's arms and squatted down, acting scrupulous. "Oh, I'm still proud of you taking the truth challenge, but don't worry about my life, granddaddy will take care of the dare," Vegeta tittered.

"And you still treated me like a little child?" asked Quartz Sorceress, feeling sarcastic. "Oh, for sure, Agnes!" Vegeta said, mimic Quartz Sorceress.

Goku, Beerus, Whis, and Piccolo start laughing. "What the HFIL are you laughing at?"

"Hahahaha!" laughed Piccolo. Suddenly, lava erupts. Only Goku, Quartz Sorceress, Beerus, and Whis vanished.

"Haha- What the...?" His eyes were widened. "Agnes!" Vegeta yells, powering up to super Saiyan 2.

"PICCOLO AND VEGETA, I DARE YOU TO OVERCOME A SURVIVAL GAME OF HADES! THERE WILL BE 3 PATHS FOR BOTH OF YOU IN ORDER TO ESCAPE THE DARE!" a voice shouted. Piccolo and Vegeta was standing on a pillar that is the size of a normal bedroom.

"King Hades! Or, Whis, what the HFIL have you done to my precious granddaughter?!" shouted Vegeta. "Show your stupid self, so I can blast you to smithereens!" "Vegeta, they're gone, gone for good..." Piccolo huffed, kneel his knees.

"Th-this is stupid! What kind of dare is this crap?!" shouted Vegeta. "The tsunami is full of hot lava, and can melt away two gods, Kakarot, and...no! My granddaughter...!" He pushes himself down, and sobs hard.

One hour later...

Piccolo is sitting down on the pillar as Vegeta trains himself. Another hour later, Vegeta blubbers more as he uses Piccolo's cape to wipe his soaked eyes. "Agnes!" "Urgh..." Piccolo groaned.

Another hour later...

Both Vegeta and Piccolo was playing 50 rounds of staring contest.

Another and another hour later...

Vegeta calms down and sings softly. Piccolo was dissed off by Vegeta's singing in his mind. "I am alone, we're all one," sings Vegeta. "I can't believe that I'm stuck with that green son of a-"

Piccolo punches Vegeta in the cheek. "That'll keep your mouth shut," Piccolo said.

Another hour later...

Vegeta was sleeping as Piccolo sleeps like a statue.

Suddenly, lava forms into a ground path between the pillars. Vegeta was the first one who wakes up. "...!" exclaimed Vegeta.

He slapped Piccolo in the face. "Namekian, wake up your brains!" Piccolo wakes up on his own. "What?" Piccolo asked. "The path! Look at the path! It's open!" shouted Vegeta, pointing at the path.

"There's no hesitating now! We had to get out of this HFILfire pillar!" Piccolo shouted. Vegeta and Piccolo soar down to the path flowing with lava.

Suddenly, lava starts falling like a tsunami. Vegeta stares behind toward the pillar. "Oh!" exclaimed Vegeta. "Vegeta!" Piccolo shouted.

He grabs Vegeta, and then soars fast. Another tsunami of lava flows toward in front of Vegeta and Piccolo. "No!" He covered himself and Vegeta with his white cape from the tsunami of lava.

Underwater

But suddenly, Vegeta and Piccolo was transport to another place. They have been to a place call the Mist Ocean in planet Tunepta. A bubble appeared on Vegeta and Piccolo's head to breathe.

"Where the heck are we?" asked Vegeta. Piccolo looks around. "This looks like the Mist Ocean from planet Tunepta," Piccolo said. Vegeta stares at the electric path.

"Am I seeing another challenge?" asked Vegeta.

"THIS IS YOUR SECOND ATTEMPT, YOU WARRIORS WILL WALK THROUGH THE JELLYFISH WITH YOUR FEET!" a voice shouted.

"Who goes there? King Aquail?" shouted Vegeta. "This is a dare from Whis, not King-A-Quail!" Piccolo shouted.

"I actually think King Aquail was assigned to do part of the dare for Whis, of course!" shouted Vegeta.

"Like the time we were stranded at the pillar in the Underworld for a couple of hours, King Hades would have been assigned to help Whis!"

He takes 2 steps on the electric path, and got stung in his whole body. His hair is more spiky than his super Saiyan 2 form. Vegeta took a step back and feel the pain. "Aieee-yow-oww-owwwww!" Electric waves appeared around Vegeta's legs.

"What did you feel on your legs?" Piccolo asked. "It hurts like HFIL! See it for yourself!" yelled Vegeta.

Piccolo took a few steps and got stung on his legs.

"Waaaaaahhh!" Piccolo screams. Piccolo did a back flip, and pulls both of his legs out, and then regenerates his legs again. Piccolo starts trembling as his legs shakes.

"It hurts, but it's worth a try to pass this dare! We should run instead!" Vegeta crosses his arms and turns away from Piccolo. "And get stung through our shoes again? No way!" shouted Vegeta.

"Climb on my back then!" Piccolo shouted, grabbing Vegeta's hand.

Piccolo gives Vegeta a piggyback ride. Suddenly, electric in the air attack Piccolo. "Aaargh!" He releases Vegeta.

"This is ONE of the reasons why I don't need you to help me!" shouted Vegeta.

Vegeta soars, then landed on the thunder ground. Both Vegeta and Piccolo screams in pain as they ran. "My ears!" Piccolo screams, in agony.

"I can't take this anymore! It hurts!" screamed Vegeta, in agony.

Booby Pit

Both Vegeta and Piccolo suddenly transport to another attempt.

"HERE IS YOUR FINAL ATTEMPT, YOU STUBBORN PRINCES. WALK THROUGH YOUR OWN FEAR, PIRANHAS AND WORMS!" A voice shouted.

Vegeta and Piccolo screams like a girl and hugged each other. "You take the worms, Piccolo!" shrieked Vegeta. "And you'll take the piranhas!" Piccolo screams.

Vegeta and Piccolo let go of each other. "Ew! Your Namekian germs are spreading my body!" yelled Vegeta.

Both Vegeta and Piccolo ran on piranhas and worms like an athlete, and continued to screams.

"I did not know piranhas like my flesh!" Piccolo screams. "Aah! So slimy!" shrieked Vegeta.

Beerus World

Goku, Quartz Sorceress, Beerus and Whis watch Piccolo and Vegeta take the funniest dare on Whis's staff.

They laughed in unison. "Even the Namekian become so stubborn with his determination!" Beerus laughed.

"This is funnier than the time Vegeta wears pink just to meet Trunks as a mature teenager!" laughed Goku.

Vegeta and Piccolo was transported back to Beerus World as they pointed at Whis. Piccolo landed on Vegeta.

"Urgh, could you get off of me?!" Vegeta shouted. They still have slime from worms and teeth marks from piranhas.

"That was awkward," snickered Quartz Sorceress.

"Whis!" Piccolo and Vegeta shouted. "How dare you make fun of us for being stubborn, it's really embarrassing!"

"I'm so glad you conquer your dare, you two," laughed Whis. "We should play again another time!"

"Oh, for cryin' out loud, you're making me and Piccolo takes on the dare for something SO absurd in our lives!" Vegeta shouted, in anime tears without his eyes closed.

Beerus put one of his fingers on Vegeta's lips. "Shh," shushed Beerus.

"You see, Vegeta, Whis haven't laughed for years for a long time, he likes it when warriors like you two acted so hard-headed. I even laughed with Whis too. Ah, we indeed wish a good laugh after all we have done on Earth."

"Hmm, at least we entertain you gods," Piccolo chuckled. "I'm glad this does not happen again, and so does the prince."

"Not until you warriors were disrespecting us, I'm concerned," said Beerus. "Whis still laughing in tears." Whis continued laughing.

"I think you're the funniest one than Piccolo does!" Quartz Sorceress laughed. "You have more humor than the time when you distract my evil mind of Stone Sorceress!"

"Next time we played that game that Whis invented, Kakarot will had to do the dare with the Namekian!" growled Vegeta. "I'll be doing the truth challenge with Agnes, as well!"

Whis was playing golf in the distance. He threw the golf ball with the club as the ball suddenly hit Vegeta in the groin. "My groin!"

Everyone was laughing, even Piccolo, and Whis in the distance. "That was for your own greed, Vegeta," Whis laughed.

"That's not funny! Why are you guys still laughing at me for?! You're disrespecting the prince of all Saiyans!" shouted Vegeta.

"That's a good laugh for me!" Goku laughed, wiping his tears.

End

AB's Notes:

OMG! I think Piccolo and Vegeta have a good pairing into comedy! One thing change in this chapter is the paragraph! Don't just view, review and follow!