Holy Interjections, Batman!
Disclaimer: I definitely don't own these silly shenanigans.
"Holy smokes!"
"Holy mackerel!"
It started tamely enough; the little phrases that slipped out of Dick's mouth when something upset him terribly while he was in his cape. Bruce found this to be a good thing. They couldn't have Robin the Boy Wonder running about spitting obscenities, after all.
"Holy Kleenex!"
"Holy heart failure!"
After a bit, he started getting creative. He was getting much better at thinking on his feet.
"Holy Merlin the Magician!"
"Holy bikini!"
Then it started getting ridiculous. Bruce couldn't fathom where Dick was even getting these lines from. Frankly, he didn't want to. They were so bad that Bruce went to sleep with a headache after every mission.
"Holy glue-pot!"
"Holy almost!"
It was difficult to be a paragon of integrity when your sidekick was spewing nonsense all the time.
"Holy purple moo cows, Batman!"
"Robin, you insolent fuck, get a real vocabulary."
Random bunny, took me about an hour :P Just a bit that I thought up after watching a marathon of the old show with my dad :) Fun fact= all lines of dialogue but the last two (obviously?) are really from the show!
R+R?
~Momo