Sasori and Deidara left their room and went down the hallway to the Akatsuki's meeting room. Pein had called an emergency meeting that everyone had to be present for. They reached the room to see Pein, Konan, Itachi, and Kisame already there. After a few minutes Zetsu, Hidan, Kakuzu, and Tobi made their way in.
"Well good, now that we're all here I've got a bit of bad news..." Pein Said, tracking off, trying to stall.
"Due to lack of funds the Akatsuki is now officially broken up." He finished.
Everyone in the room gasped, mumbling about why it had broken up.
"Well why?!?" Sasori asked.
"Well because..." Pein said tracking off again, "We spent to much money on hair products and had to sell the sealing statue.
Suddenly a volley of death stares were thrown around the room. Kakuzu looked at Hidan's hair, as if it somehow greased itself back every day, Sasori looked at Deidara, his hair being one of the key reasons most people think he's a woman, Kisame looked at Itachi, as if I have to tell you why, and everyone else looked at Konan, as if she's a natural blue.
"Well I took the liberty of calling all your villages and you can all go home without going to prison. Except you Hidan, somehow your village got coated in chocolate pudding the day after you joined." Pein said, getting out of his chair.
"You've got ten minutes to pack, then you're outta here." He said, leaving.
Everyone mumbled, leaving the table to go pack.
"Where the fuck am I supposed to go?!?" Hidan asked Kakuzu.
"You could come to Taki with me." Kakuzu offered.
"Yeah fucking right! You'll probably charge me rent or something like fucking that!" Hidan screamed.
"Well I might charge you rent, but that doesn't necessarily mean you have to pay in money." Kakuzu said smiling, getting a smile back from Hidan.
"So..." Deidara said to Sasori, walking to their room, "Your village or mine?"
"Well, I'd rather go back to Suna if that's ok with you." Sasori said.
"Sure danna! It would just be weird though, being a Suna ninja and using earth jutsu and all." Deidara replied as the entered their room.
"Dei, do you really want to be a ninja? Cause if you don't you don't have to." Sasori said, pulling out all of his things.
"Really!? Thanks danna! But can you support both of us? And what if something happens to you?" Deidara asked packing up his clothes.
"Dei, I don't want to be a ninja anymore, I want to live my dreams and be a masseuse!" Sasori said sealing his random poisons into a scroll.
"Ohhh... Does that mean I get free massages?" Deidara asked innocently.
"Maybe. Maybe I'll charge you extra." Sasori said smiling.
Sasori walked Hiruko out of the closet and threw his extra clothes inside of his open compartment.
Sasori then crawled into Hiruko and closed the shell.
"Ready to go?" Sasori asked in the deeper Hiruko voice.
Deidara zipped up the duffle bag he was packing his clothes and nodded.
"Then we're off!" Sasori said, Slowly leaving the room.
"Hey danna, can I ride on Hiruko's back?" Deidara asked smiling.
"Umm... I guess Dei." Sasori said as Deidara jumped on.
"We're off to Suna!" Sasori yelled, starting the two's trek to the oh so sandy village.