Facebook Chats (Recovered by Gin)

by Sweet-Lemonade

"Hello! Gin here! I was snooping through Grimm-Kitty's computer when I found out that he had a Facebook. I started to read through his conversations, that he luckily didn't delete, and found them entertaining. So, here is all of Grimmy's conversations on Facebook! Enjoy !" Swearing, mentions of GrimmIchi, graphic imaging.

1. Chapter 1

Grimmjow = Grimmjow

Ichigo = Ichigo

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Sup, Kurosaki.

Wait, what the fuck? Who is this?

Who do you think, asshole?

Since when did you get a facebook, Grimmjow? And why did you friend me? We're enemies. -_-

Oi! Don't do that face! And plus, I didn't even want one.

Then why do you have one?

…Ulquiorra made me one…?

Nice try. Now tell the truth.

FINE! I saw Gin looking all cheerful and laughing. So I wanted to know what the big fucking deal was.

...I still don't believe you.

Well, fuck you too. Didn't ask for your opinion, berry-head.

Don't call me berry-head, kitty bitch.

WHAT THE FUCK!? I'M NOT A FUCKING KITTY! I'M A PANTHER! WHO TOLD YOU ANYWAYS!?

Gin.

GOD DAMN IT, GIN!

Hey, calm down now. Don't want your meaty fingers breaking your keyboard. XD

Shut the fuck up, Kurosaki.

Make me.

Gladly.

I was joking.

…..

O-oi! I was joking! Don't come near me!

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FUCKING ANSWER ME!