DISCLAIMER: I do not own Beyblade
Ghost: I thought I might try and do a slushy fic for once; please don't send me any flames about my grammar because I know it's totally rubbish.
TILL DEATH DO US PART
CHAPTER ONE: WITH THIS CHAIN I THEE WED
Brrrrring! Went the school bell.
Kids began running frantically to their lessons while others chose to stay in the loos and smoke.
" I wonder what great joy Religious Education is going to bring today?" Rhapsody moaned brushing her bright sky blue hair.
"We're learning about marriage." Faith replied flicking her wine red hair out of the way.
"It's a good job Mr Giles makes this subject interesting otherwise I would have become a member of the smokers gang long ago." Harmony giggled
I think the Majestics should watch out. Faith smiled
Morning ladies. Enrique said smiling at them charmingly
Harmony rolled her eyes.
"I don't think the Bachelor Boy should come to the lesson today there are going to be many girls wanting to be his wife." Rhapsody said sarcastically
"Then it will be my lucky day." He said walking towards the classroom.
"I don't see why we have to learn about marriage, who would want to get married?" Robert complained
"I know" Johnny replied
"I wouldn't mind getting married but it's going to be when I'm a lot older; my wife will have to be perfect in everyway." Oliver said smiling about the thought.
"You guys aren't scared of getting married are you?" Tyson teased
"No." Robert snapped
"I reckon you are." He added
"Me no way as Oliver put it; I'm going to get married someday but when I'm a lot older." Tyson replied brushing his fingers through his hair.
"Excuse me class coming through." Said Mr Giles carrying a box of chains.
"I hate to think what those are for" Ray said glancing at them
"I hear you." Max replied
"What's the matter Kai?" Ray asked
He noticed Kai was adjusting his arm guards as if nervous about something.
"I'm fine, but I think Tyson's shrunk my arm guards on purpose for setting fire to his magazine." Kai replied
"Oh great, now all I need is my grandfather here telling me about the future wife he picked for me when I was a baby." He thought to himself.
Once Mr Giles was ready he let the class in.
"As you all are aware we will be learning about marriage, so I propose we have an experiment." He said grinning at his delicious idea.
"I don't like the look of this." Said Tyson worriedly
"I don't like where this is going either." Said Faith
"Don't worry it'll only go on for a week; not only will you learn about commitment you'll also learn a lot about each other." Mr Giles said taking out a box.
"This is the experiment, everyone picks a card girls from one box boys from another, and those of you who have the same card are to be chained together, you'll each have a journal to record your thoughts feelings findings etc, and don't worry the only times you take the chains off are when you have to change your clothes, go to the bathroom or have a shower." He explained
The class became a buzz of excitement
"It sounds interesting." Ray said as they lined up to get a card.
"This might be fun I wouldn't mind finding out how girls think." Max said
It's a well-known fact they're a mass of emotions. Ray explained
"You're kidding I'll have to drag my 'wife' with me to training and what if she isn't interested in beyblading? Or has permanent residence at the mall?" Tyson complained
"Then it's your rotten luck." Enrique said
"I'll love to know who's wife you're gonna be." Tyson retorted as Enrique put his hand in the box coolly.
The girls then lined up.
"I wouldn't mind learning how boys work I hear their heads are a big mass of confusions." Said Harmony
"I don't think boys are all that bad it just depends who they are." Rhapsody said taking a card.
"Okay now that everyone has his or her cards as I call each colour out can the couple come to my desk to be chained." Mr Giles said taking one out of the box.
"Green." He called
"That's me." Max said getting up
"You looks like I'm with you Max" Connie said a little embarrassed
"That's okay" he replied
"You're a lucky man Max; now I better give you a little service. Max do you take Connie to be your unlawful… I don't think that's the right choice of words do you take felicity to be your pretend wedded wife?" He asked
"I do," replied Max
"Brave guy." Whispered Tyson
"Connie do you take Max to be your pretend wedded husband?" Mr Giles asked
"Don't do it girl don't" came whispers
"I do" she replied breathing a sigh of relief
Mr Giles secured the chain on their right hands.
"With this chain I thee wed." Max joked
Connie giggled
"Blue." Mr Giles called
Faith looked down at her card she had a blue circle.
"Hey Kai that's you" said Ray pointing at his card.
Kai and Faith stood up both blushing furiously.
"Oh my God." Whispered Rhapsody
"Say you want a divorce sue him for all the money he's got." A voice screamed in Faith's head
"Nothing's going to help her," Harmony whispered
Even Mr Giles seemed just a little nervous about this pair.
"Can we just get this over and done with please?" She asked icily
"Certainly" Mr Giles said placing the chain on without saying anything.
"It's funny but they look like they're married." Johnny chuckled
"I didn't know married couples looked so miserable," Oliver said
"It's a well known fact that they both have a slight dominant personality, and they are both aggressive bladers." Ray explained
They both sat down.
"Yellow" Mr Giles called
Johnny and Harmony got up; they seemed okay in fact pleased that they were together.
"Purple" he called
Enrique stood up along with Sue.
Sue was over the moon to be chained to the Bachelor Boy he even seemed excited.
"Black" came the call
Rhapsody and Tyson stood up.
Rhapsody was extremely happy it was no secret that she had liked Tyson anyway.
I'm being punished for something. She thought miserably
Well at least she knew how Sarah was feeling she had to be chained to Robert; but Robert seemed okay with it.
Once the lesson was over Kai and Faith were first out the door; she took him aside.
"Hey where's Kai going?" Tyson asked
"I'll bring him back in a minute." Faith called
"You know I think Kai and Tyson should have been chained together the way they fight you would think they were married." Johnny teased
"Look I'm gonna keep this short I know you and I haven't always got along so can we at least try too?" she asked
"Okay" Kai muttered
"Hey Kenny." Tyson called
"Hey guys can I ask what are the chains for are you all trying to get girlfriends?" he asked
"It's a long story" Max replied
"It's no joke either." Connie added
"You see we are to experience married life," Ray explained
"How come you got out of it?" Kenny asked looking at him
"Default there wasn't many girls" he replied
"But we have to make sure these guys keep their chain on, except changing and things like that," he added
"I would have expected Kai to be in your position." Kenny said looking around for him.
"No he's stuck to Faith Newman." Tyson smiled
"That's not funny Tyson they'll be killing each other." Rhapsody said
"Oh no, I can tell that marriage isn't going to last, they'll wannabe divorced by tomorrow." Kenny replied
"I don't know guys Kai seemed okay with it; and as Mr Giles said there's a lot they can learn from each other if they gave each other a chance. Ray said
"So who's going for pizza?" Max said
"Sounds good" Tyson agreed
"Kai you coming?" Ray called
"I guess" came a reply