I'm going with Dave first, because I've gotten at least a bit better at him than Dirk. BTW, here are the things for the format. [Name]=Duh, what do you think?
[FN]=First name [LN]=Last name [H/C]=hair color [E/C]=eye color [F/C]=favorite color

You are [FN] [LN] and you are the coolest, most popular dude in school. Your shades hide your [E/C] eyes. You have a really nonchalant attitude, resulting in quite a bit of jealous admirers. You honestly don't mind it, because why should you worry about some haters?

You have a few friends that make of your favorite color, [F/C], for some absolutely idiotic reason. Though, they're your friends, and it really doesn't bother you. What does bother you however, is that you can't get this one girl's attention for no apparent reason whatsoever.

Her name is Jade Harley, a narcoleptic dork that you uncharacteristically fell heads over heels for a few years back. Her long, smooth, black hair glistens in the bright sunlight, and her lime green eyes dazzle you every time she is in the spotlight. Her glasses reflect all light just the right way, making her curves absorb it all in a magnificent way.

One day, you're alone and your friends had all gone home. You had to stay back for tutoring, so it was you basically had your chance when the teacher had exited the room. Harley was seated only a few seats in front of you, and you stand.

"Harley." You confidently call, making her turn around. Her lime green eyes automatically throw you off guard.

"Yes, [LN]?" Harley returns the look that you sent her with a bright smile, making you shift positions to where she's sitting. "Do you need something from me, [LN]?"

"I have to tell you something, Harley." You can feel a small blush attempting to grasp your cheeks, but fight it off. Though, she just smiles at you and the blush wins, showing a small amount in favor of your coolness. "It's something so important, you might just explode from hearing it."

Harley giggles, reaching up and ruffling your [H/C] hair. "Okay then, cool kid. What is it that is so~ important to tell me?"

~TELL HER HOW YOU FEEL.
~STOP BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO COOL FOR THAT SHIT.

wHAT DO YOU THINK FOR FIRST TIME? Damnit! Caps Lock.