Different storyline from recently aired 'Exposed' episode. Picks up where Lois is being brought to the helicopter and is waking up to yell at Clark to help her
Disclaimer: Don't own the cast members of Smallville do not sue me.
An Odd Amusement
Clark ran up to the roof of the building determined to save Lois from the awful men that
Intended to illegally bring her to another country. As he reached the helicopter pad he
runs to grab the rope to throw onto the helicopter. Apparently Clark decided to run a little
bit too fast resulting in him falling over the edge. While he fell he thought, "Wow this is
Fun!"
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Thunk! "that was fun…I think I'll do
It again." ZOOM! As he reached the top of the building once more he found the men and
Lois staring at him.
"Smallville do feel like saving me now, because I actually can't kung fu my way out of
these guys hands for once."
"Why not?"
"Because I had a cupcake yesterday."
"So?"
"That means now I'm too fat to do anything, I'm not a skinny-ninny any more DUH!
"Oh well hold on just a minute I'm kind of having fun with this whole jumping off of a
forty story building thing." ZOOM! again.
"WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
As Clark once again returned to the roof he found the men staring at him again.
"Smallville how about you use some of that amazing power and oh I don't know maybe
you could sort of GET THESE TOTAL GOONS OFF OF ME!
"Well if you guys are just going to stand there and stare at me every time I come back up
here then I should just take my time."
"Well if you used some of that speed and strength that you got there which you will be
explaining to me later mister man it would take maybe like 5 SECONDS!
"One more time?"
"Smallville." Lois said in a warning tone.
Clark stuck out his lower lip and let out a little, "Pweeze?"
"Oh for goodness sake yes but if you tell anybody about me falling for your strange but
sort of cute booboo lip there or the lap dance for that matter then I will publicize that little
Elmer Fudd night light of yours alright?"
"OK!" then Clark jumped over the edge of the building letting out another satisfying,
"WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
ZOOM! Back up to the roof. Then Clark does his old superhero routine. Tosses one guy,
and then the other blah, blah, blah. Then saves Lois and brings her to Chloe the ending of
the show but then after that Clark decides to go up to the roof of the Talon.
"WHEEEEEEEE!... That was not nearly as satisfying as that building in
Metropolis."
"That's because it wasn't as high off of the ground Smallville, and I want to know how
you can do those things right now buster." Clark looks at Lois and tries to subtly jerk his
head in the direction of the viewers. "Oh yeah," Lois began, "I meant you know what I
have somehow lost my memory and do not remember anything unusual that Clark Kent
has done in the last day as almost all cast members have conveniently done." Then Lois
flashed a big thumbs up to the director.
I might write another part I might not you'll just have to wait and see!
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