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From a request by Nala1414, here ... is an Inui x Ryoma oneshot. xD Please excuse the lack of plot, sense, and sanity in this oneshot. Complete and utter crack.
Nope, don't own Prince of Tennis or any of its tennis boys.
x Height x 100 words
'Inui-senpai, how come I'm not growing?' A frustrated Ryoma went up to Inui, who was sitting on a bench.
'...Have you been drinking milk?' Inui asked.
'Yes I have,' Ryoma replied indignantly, 'But I haven't grown.'
Inui flipped open his notebook, and started leafing through what was presumably his data on Ryoma. He stared at the notebook, eyebrows furrowing slightly.
Inui closed the notebook abruptly, and looked at Ryoma. 'You haven't grown at all?'
'No.'
'...Ii data.' Inui got up, and started walking away.
'Wait! Inui-senpai, why aren't I growing?'
Inui's glasses glinted, 'I am particularly partial to shorter boys.' x owari
x omake
'Renji, it worked.'
'He really didn't grow at all?'
'No. Thank you for the formula for that milk.'
'No problem at all, Sadaharu.'
x x x
I'm not sure if that was exactly what Nala-san wanted, so I'm sorry if it wasn't to your liking. xD
Please review? xD Flames will be accepted with great understanding xP. -awinchan