-1So here we go again, although, this will be focused on captain insane after winter war and my Kenpchai. Do not ask because that will be only revealed at a certain time.

Everyone looks at me.

"It's not me!" I squeak. "It's him!" I point to Hichigo

"What, little old me? Ahahah!" He laughs like I do when I am on a sugar high.

"Oh, I like your spirit!" I grin evilly. "You won't be tormented!"

Both of us. "Oh Ichigo!"

"WHAT?!"

The two captains of insanity. "This is going to be fun!"

It was shortly after the winter war, about five years, and Ichigo's death, yet events were slowing down. Even with his lover coming to him frequently and without threat of his not-yet brother in-law and the captaincy of squad five, someone had a way to complain.

'Icchiiiiiiiigooooooooooo.'

A twitch. Ichigo was actually trying to get some work done in order to be allowed to his girlfriend by his lieutenant and now he had to deal with this freak?

'That's not a nice thing to think!' The hollow was bugging him. He was right now lying across his desk in a very imaginative position with his white form of Zangetsu being moved in a very bored fashion. Ichigo shoved Hichigo back into his inner world and went back to his work.

'That's not nice!' Hichigo came out again was standing over his desk. The thought of destroying it crossed his head, but he knew that it was too dangerous, even for him. The King loved his bitch so much he would kill anyone that deliberately interfered with them being together.

"WHAT DID YOU CALL RUKIA?!?" He yelled at his Hollow, scaring both Momo and the Hollow. He looked at Momo and he mouthed out hollow. She understood as this was not the first time Hichigo managed to make her new captain to yell out. And fortunately, it was not one of the private times that he came out.

"Nothing, King!" He knew better to say things about her in front of the king, so he went for a different approach. "So what are you signing?" He took the paper from the captain but Ichigo sent him back again.

"SON OF A BITCH!" He was pissed off now. How dare the king not pay attention to him? What did Rukia have that he didn't have?

'Do you want me to answer that Horse?' Ichigo sent back the thought to a blushing Hollow as he was caught in that easy position.

'Shut it King!' Both the king and the old man were laughing their ass off in their own ways.

'What do you want anyways?'

'I'm bored,' He was leaning against the wall now. 'Lets fight!'

"Actually, captain hats and clogs wants to see you. He thinks he can make you stronger since you're a weak ass hollow."

"WHAT?!?" Hichigo shouted. "I'll show that bastard how strong I am by ripping his head off!"

At the twelfth division.

The captain of squad five was waiting in the antechamber of the official office of squad twelve. He was sitting there as it was now somewhat safer than the last captain, but still hat and clogs was insaner than his lieutenant and vice captain Maruyiu was pretty crazy. So you had to be on your toes when you were there.

"Ah, Ichigo," Captain clogs-and-hats gave him an interested grin. "You're here. And on time, no less. I'm impressed."

"What was that?" Ichigo asked, twitching a bit.

"Nothing at all!" Urahara hid behind his stupid fan. "So is he ready?"

"Yah," Ichigo rubbed his temple as the annoying, 'HEY', was not shutting up. 'Shut it King!' "He won't stop talking."

"Very well, come along you two!" They were led into the dimly lit office. Hichigo looked around, being very confused. All of sudden, the door slammed shut. Hichigo tensed up when a glass dome came over him and the King.

"DAMNIT KING!" He shouted, waiting to take over the fight. "That bastard beytraid us!"

"No, he did exactly what I asked him to do." Ichigo said, looking at the now serous man.

"WHAT?!?!?" Hichigo was scared, mostly due the fact that King managed to hide something from him. Also the fact he felt that something bad was going to happen to him.

"Are you ready, Kurosaki-tachio?" The man that created the very item that had almost led to the end of all things that ever existed and will exist asked the King.

"Ya, before he realize what's going on." The king was deadly serious.

"What the fuck is going one?!?!?" The hollow shouted at Ichigo.

"Do it now Kisuke!" He shouted to the man who was moving at some controls. A bright light suddenly shined inside the dome. Hichigo felt a pain that covered his whole body as soon as the light hit him. Ichigo was also feeling the pain, but not at the same power level as the hollow was on the ground screaming in pain. As soon as the light came, it left. Hichigo was on his hands and knees, looking at the King leaving the dome from a hidden door.

"You bastard!" Hichigo shouted, finding hidden strength, taking the White Zangetsu at the door the King left from. As he struck, something unbelievable happened. The powerful hollow zanpakuto shattered. It fell to pieces on the grounds, becoming more pieces. Soon, it was nothing but just dust. Even the hilt was gone.

He fell to the ground, staring where his broken blade was. He felt so weak, no power whatsoever. He looked up at King beyond the dome.

"What did you do King?" He asked, feeling extremely weak and powerless. His voice cracked, showing how weak he was right now.

"He felt the need to make sure that he couldn't be taken over by his hollow," Kisuke said standing next to King. "He asked me if there was a way I could take you away from him. Permanently."

Realization hit the fallen hollow. He no longer had his power, King had taken it. He had no more strength from the stinking soul reaper. He was left alone. He felt the need for his King.

"King, help me!" He shouted. King looked away, not looking at the screaming hollow. "King, help me! You owe me! Help me! King, help me!" King moved away from the dome, holding the weak hollow. "King, don't leave me! King, help me! Please help me! KING!!!" King was at the door. He had not once looked at the hollow. "KING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He shouted on the top of his lungs. King had left the room with the fucking bastard the ruined his life. Once he got out of this fucking dome, he would rip their heads off! That promise he made as the door closed, leaving the hollow alone.

So now Hichigo is no longer with Ichigo. What will become of him? To find out, read more next time, same fanfic website, same fanfic story.