Disclaimer: Once upon a time, I owned Death Note. One day I was impaled by the actual creators and their lawyer's pitchforks and died with a smirk on my face. The End. Hope that clears it up for you. XD

It's AU and there's a lot of drinking involved. (Drinking of blood, that is.)

I'm totally digging myself into an early grave by posting this. I wrote this a while ago, and since I'm hating everything I write right now, I decided to post what little of this that I have. So since I love torturing myself I thought, Why not?

Let the torture begin….

Imposter

Light looked at the empty whiskey bottle in distaste. Why was it gone already? He'd just bought it a few seconds ago. While struggling to walk in a normal way, Light tripped and fell flat on his face. A thought hit him as hard as the concrete sidewalk had.

Maybe it was more than a few seconds ago..

Spitting bloody saliva onto the sidewalk, Light sat up and touched his split lip. He looked around and thanked God that no one had seen him. He had a reputation to protect, after all. A wave of dizziness passed over him as he tried to stand, he cursed and decided to wait it off. After a few minutes, his eyes started to feel heavy and a yawn escaped his lips.

He yawned again and before he realized it, he was laying on the cold concrete.

Closing his eyes all the way, he drifted off to sleep.

Light jerked awake when he heard someone call his name. He looked around in surprise and fear but found no one nearby. The last thing he remembered was walking away from the liquor store. Speaking of liquor…His whiskey, where was it? He fumbled for it and when he did find it, he saw that it was empty. He already knew that though, didn't he?

And just in the nick of time, his stomach growled. He was hungry.

That's right, he hadn't had a good meal in about fifty days. The look of distaste returned to his face. Yes, he had been kept in a jail cell for fifty days. And why? Because L thought that he, Light Yagami of all people, was Kira. Today was his first day of freedom since then.

Just as Light was not so silently wishing all kinds of disaster upon L, said detective popped up seemingly out of nowhere and sat beside the drunken teen.

Light's girly shriek of surprise echoed in the deserted neighborhood. "Where the hell did you come from?!" he screeched.

L smiled a mischievous grin, but didn't say anything in response. At seeing L smile in such a way, Light took a second look at the raven haired man that sat silently next to him. His eyes went wide when he noticed that the man's eyes were blood red and not the midnight blue that he had come to recognize and secretly love.

"Y-you're not L!!" Light pointed a shaking finger at the man, scooting further away with each second.

The man shook his head and spoke. "No. You can call me BB."

Light titled his head and replied with wide eyes. "BB? What does that stand for?"

Although this BB had a vibe which told Light to run for a loaded gun, he was mysterious and provoked Light's curiosity.

BB smiled like he'd just won a new friend and licked his particularly big canines. "Beyond Birthday. "

Light felt like laughing at such a silly name as Beyond Birthday, but the man's creepy vibe had sobered him up. Somewhat, anyway. Light smiled like an idiot and offered Beyond a drink.

Beyond grinned in sympathy and pointed out that the bottle was empty.

Light looked at the bottle in confusion. "Damn it! I forgot!" He then proceeded to toss the bottle into the middle of the street. It smashed and littered the street with shards of sharp glass.

Light was particularly pleased at this and started cracking up.

"Hey, Light?" Beyond called, trying to catch the brunette's attention. Light immediately stopped laughing and looked to where L's look-a-like should have been. Light blinked in surprise. His new friend was nowhere to be found. Panicking, he looked around, but Beyond was nowhere in sight.. He shakily stood up and started stumbling towards where he'd heard the deep voice last.

Which happened to be a creepy looking alley….

Eying the alley suspiciously, as if it would reach out and grab him, he called for his friend.

"Over here." Beyond purred seductively.

Light smiled and saw the man was leaning against the alley's wall. A frown quickly replaced his smile as he started to wonder exactly how this guy knew his name. He walked clumsily toward his eerie friend, becoming more anxious by the second. "What is it?"

"Just a little bit closer Light." Beyond smiled back and once again revealed his shiny teeth.

Light obeyed, about to ask what he was doing when Beyond lunged at him. He was pushed against a wall and he felt his head connect with it painfully. Beyond held him there, grabbed his hair roughly and kissed him on his still bleeding lips. He felt a warm tongue slide over his lips and invade his mouth. Light tried to bite the intruding organ but Beyond pulled away before he could.

"You're a feisty one. Just like I knew you'd be." His attacker chuckled and dived in for another bloody kiss. This time it was Beyond's turn to bite, and he did so to Light's already injured lip.

Light gasped for breath as he jerked away and attempted to scream, but only pathetic whimpers came out. Beyond smiled at this, and licked along the side of Light's neck in anticipation. The contact made Light shudder, which pleased him even more. Not being able to resist any longer, Beyond sunk his teeth into the soft flesh of Light's neck. Screaming in agony, Light made a weak attempt to push his attacker away.

"Not yet" Said a voice inside his head.

"H-help." Light wheezed. "Please. S-somebody.."

____----____

L was starting to get worried. Hours ago, Light had proclaimed that he would be out and enjoying his freedom, but told him nothing of where he'd actually be. It was starting to get late, and he had a feeling that Light was in trouble.

With a frown on his face, he hit the button that contacted Watari. "Watari, is the tracking device we installed in Light-kun's watch still active?"

"Yes, I'm tracking his location as we speak."

"And?" L asked, impatience bubbling to the surface. Patience was usually one of his strong points, though Light seemed to be an exception sometimes.

"He's moved from a liquor store and is now in an alley, a couple blocks from here. I suggest we go get him before he does something he will regret in the morning."

"Yes, of course." L responded quickly.

"I will get the car."

Totally uncool, huh? Who knew that BB was even alive?! Not me! He just sorta showed up and demanded to be written about…

Yea, not much of L's vantage point. There will be though, don't worry. And sorry for the cliff hanger…

BB will give you a thorough bloodsucking if you reply. Unless you're not into that sort of thing. If that's the case, the very intoxicated Light shall give you a piece of L's cake!