Canada's day off

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Canada X ?

Rated T

Summary: Its Canada's day off, what do you think will happen?

Warning: Language, possible suggestive themes(?)

Part 1

Waking up from a good night sleep always made Canada's day better.

"Ah, Goooood morning Kumajirou!" He whispered to the polar bear sleeping at his feet.

"Hungry" was all the Canadian got from him. Picking up his bear he cheerfully walked to the kitchen humming a light, happy tune.

"What do you want for breakfast Kuma?" Canada asked setting his beloved pet at the table, pulling on the red and white apron with a Canadian leaf on the front of it, he was reaching for the pan to make his famous pancakes in but a loud and furious knocking halted him.

"What now.. and who at this hour is knocking at my door," He sighed, patting his bear, promising more pancakes once the visitor left. Reaching for the knob, he was thrown back as the door was thrown open, revealing his big brother, America standing there with a huge grin on his face.

"You look cute in an apron little brother, House wife suites you very much," He smirked, keeping in mind that Matthew did not like being teased about how he looked. He walked into his little brothers house, bending over to help him up. His hand was shoved away by a furious, blushing Canada.

"Damn you Alfred. I was just about to make Kumajirou his breakfast," Matthew got up from where he sat and dusted himself off. "So if you don't mind-" he cut off when he say his brother sit down next to Kuma and cross his arms patiently.

"That's why I'm here. For breakfast." Alfred smiled, stomach gurgling its thoughts too.

"Fine what ever... But if you leave my house dirty again like last time I will have to lock you out of my house," Canada huffed and walked back to the oven to make breakfast for three this time. He achieved this task quickly and set down the plates in a showy manner. "Don't forget the syrup! It makes everything 10 times better," he stated proudly, watching his brother and pet wolf down their breakfast.

"Oh my gawd, these are the best! Ever! Don't make these for any one else, got it?" Alfred pointed his fork at his little brother but he merely shrugged. After eating his fill (His and Canada's portion) America leaned back, groaning happily. He looked over at the Canadian washing the dishes at the sink and said:

"I was thinking of having company over here today."

"Really? Who are you inviting?" Was all Canada said.

"The usual. England, China, Russia-possible- and maybe some of the axis powers too. Since we're past all the wars now, I was thinking of just having a drinking party," America said in his easy-going tone. Canada however froze at the mention of Russia coming over to his house. That big freaking tank-sized man? In my home? no frigging way! He began washing again, his hands shaking from nerves.

"R-Russia? The Russia?" Canada stammered, quiet close to hysteria in his mind.

"Yup, and maybe Turkey and Greece. Japan too. But I'm not so hot about letting France come, He always seems to grope whatever thing is in his grasping range," Alfred shivered at a horrid memory of France grabbing his rear and well.. You get the point. He snickered silently at the sight his little brother shaking in pure fear, and snorted. "You still scared of Russia? Well, I am too, but him and Germany both are scary too.." Canada stopped what he was doing immediately and turned to his brother with a scared look on his place.

"You serious? Having both of them in my house, well that would be hell, only 5x's worse! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING?" He shouted at his older brother. He was mad. No, mad wasn't the word. He was PISSED. "To hell with the party here! Take it to your house!" he raged at Alfred. Why is he so STUPID sometimes? it made Him want to strangle America sometimes.

"Well since your obviously PMSing right now, I'll take the party to my house instead." Alfred said and got up from the chair. "Well its been good seeing you little bro, I'll send you a little present after the party tonight." He had a evil plan forming in his mind as he smiled and waved, slamming the door behind him.

"Oh yes, this will be a very good present too," he added evilly once he was down the street

Ahahahah! this will be good! i hope all who read this find it enjoying!

So sorry it was short! T~T

Ferno: that's waht you said about the last one.

...Go back to bed.

Ferno: make me...

Oh i will. *holds up an embarrassing picture of her in a Panda suit*

Ferno: 0/0 I'll be off now...

Heheheh, found that on the internet...