I DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT!

RENESMEE P.O.V.

I was walking home from my first day of school. It was more fun than I thought. I've never been to school before, they decided to let me go after my growing had slowed down to a reasonable rate. I'm at the physical age of 13 now.

I got thrown right into high school due to my inhumanly high IQ. So just when I thought I got some time away from my parents... I was wrong.

You should hear some of the rumors nasty that are flying around already. Though I can't blame them. My father's smuggling could easily have been misread if you were just an innocent by-stander.

Mom and Dad left early today, with the rest of my family--minus Jake--because they were doing blood testing in their Bio class.

I took a deep breath and turned the corner to our new home. I instantly dropped my pack back. "DAAAAAAAAAAAAD!" I screamed from the top of my lungs.

Aunt Rosalie had taken me out to get a bunch of bras yesturday, when she innocently dropped a few hints about my maturing body... For some odd reason, every single one of them were hanging from the top of the porch.

Within a second, my father was next to me, looking me up and down, trying to find where I was hurt. "I. Am. Going. To. Kill. Your. Brother."

His eyes were confused for a second. "Which one?"

I lifted my arm and pointed to the obvious "puberty prank of the week" behind him. "Which one do you think?"

Last Tuesday, he decided to make a path of pads from the front door to my bedroom, and two weeks ago he made sure the whole block knew that I needed to shave my armpits.

"Daaaad..." I whined, throwing my head back. "Why does he have to live here? Can't we send him to China until I'm 20?"

"Unfortunately, you will never be more than seventeen, but yes, for the most part that sounds like a good idea." He took a deep breath and turned his head to the woods you couldn see the trees shaking with Emmett's laughter. "Emmett!" He yelled.

He took his time jumping out and walking towards us, still laughing. "Common... It's just a little prank." He held out his arms in an innocent way. "If you think that's bad... Wait til your first date."

"Thanks sooo much, Uncle Jasper." I giggled from behind the wall.

"My pleasure." He smiled. He was obviously enjoying this as much as I was.

"Okay, Now!" I whispered, as soon as I saw my father walk into the room.

Emmett's eyes looked up at him from the couch as dad plopped down next to him. I watched as Emmett's eyes slowly got wider and wider, and his eyebrows pull closer together.

My father's head slowly turned to face Emmett, an odd amusement on his face, but huge concern. Not to mention he looked incredibly freaked out. Suddenly, I watched my dad jump off of the couch and as far away from Emmett as possible.

"What's wrong with you, man!?" My dad said, looking extremely disgusted.

"I... Don't... Know." Emmett looked confused and was blinking a lot. His breathing was picking up, just like a humans would.

"I'm telling Rose about this." He said urgetly. "And Bella!" He started to walk out of the room, and Emmett quickly followed him.

I couldn't help the extreme laughter coming from my lips, joined with Jasper's. "Thanks for helping me with my revenge." I said through laughs.

"Making Emmett fell like he's in love with your dad is fun."