I wake up. God, my alarm clock was the most annoying shit in existence. I wonder why I wore a shirt to bed. I turn around and see Miia topless and sleeping right beside me. Me and Miia have been married for 20 years. Don't ask how to have sex with lamia. Never ask it ever. NEVER. My name is Kurusu Kimihito. And it's been hell.
I finally manage to say something. "Wake up Miia…" Miia doesn't turn around. "Darling, five more minutes."
"Come on, we are not doing the same thing we did that many years ago" I shook her body.
"It felt good that day, you can't lie Darling" Miia nearly whips my face with her giant as hell tail.
I decide to drag her from the bed and onto the floor. It's a foolproof plan. I get up out of bed and grab Miia's tail. I grunt and heave but her tail is too heavy. After 13 minutes I get her onto the floor. Now to get her in the kitchen. "Fine, I'll get up" I let go of Miia's tail. Thank god I don't have to carry her.
Miia cooks in the kitchen. I got her a cookbook. At first it was a disaster when she tried her first recipe. Or at least her food was like a disaster. Most of the people I lived with did not like Miia's food. And look where that got me. Miia is now making some decent recipes. She's been watching MasterChef for 2 years now.
Papi is now married to Suu (apparently), I don't know what Centorea is doing, Rachnera runs a sex store, Mero goes to that place with dolphins, and Lala doesn't really do anything except foretell the future about how a person will murder me, and the MON is broken up, and also Ms. Smith is dead. Due to sickness problems.
Miia hands me food. "You okay darling?" I look at Miia. "You know how Lala says that I will get murdered one day?" I ask Miia. "Yeah, but you have immortal powers or something like that" Miia shrugs. "Besides, darling, it'll never happen."
I hope that's true.