Shia : Wai, wai!! Moshi-moshi, minna-san!! Phew… I'm back with another fic! Hehehehe… Yeah, I knew it already that now it's not Valentine Day and I was reaaaaalllyyy late to write this fic. Well… that's the only event my idea came up to. So… here it is!
Please enjoy!
Oh yeah, I don't own Eyeshield 21! ^^v
Disastrous Valentine's Day
By: Shinku Amakusa a.k.a Shia
part 1 ~ Flashback ~ Let's investigate!
…14th of February…
It was a peaceful sunny day and the Devil Bat's Team Manager, Anezaki Mamori was in a little confused with some-unimportant-things. She was walking to the club house with a bag full with chocolate on her hand. Why was she confused?? Okay, let's see the first problem…
"Hmm, I made these chocolate and I don't even think how to give it to all of them. What if I just give it to them? But… I really want to give them a little surprise for their hard work… Why didn't I think about it before I made these all???"
Let's skip to the second problem.
"Well, why did I make a… ehm… kind of special chocolate for that devil? Ugh, I even made it with different pattern! How will I give it to him??!"
And… the third problem is…
"Why should I worry about how will I give it to him while the chocolate is missing?!?! Aaaargh!!! I'm such a careless!!!" she yelled in frustration.
Okay, let's flashback a bit… How come this all disasters came??? It started on…
…10th of February ~ 4 days before Val's Day…
"Ma-mo-nee….!!" Someone's calling cheerfully and we knew already who it was.
"Suzuna-chan? What is that?" Mamori asked when she looked at a paper on Suzuna's hand.
"This is the pamphlet of the new shop at Deimon!!" she answered cheerfully.
"What kind of shop is it?"
"Chocolate shop!"
"Oh…" just her response while back to her works. Suzuna didn't seem satisfied with that.
"Let's shopping there!" She tried to get Mamori's attention.
"For what reason?"
"Valentine's Day is near! I want to make a chocolate! Don't you want to make some?"
"Oh!" Nah, this time Suzuna got her attention. "You reminded me… Let's see… I guess tomorrow I'll be free. I can accompany you shopping then." Mamori answered and smiled.
"Yaay!!" A big smile appeared across that cheerleader face.
…11st of February ~ 3 days before Val's Day…
"Irrashaimase!!" the shopkeeper welcomed Suzuna and Mamori as they walked in. (=Welcome!) "Can I help you?" she asked nicely.
"Eeto… we…" Mamori didn't know what to say. Suzuna already rushed into the shop and began choosing the chocolate.
"Do you want a cute instant chocolate or a handmade?" the shopkeeper asked with smile. It seemed she understood that Mamori was a very newcomer.
Mamori thought for a while before she chose, "A handmade one" as her choice.
"I got it. Please follow me…" the shopkeeper said and walked in, with Mamori behind her. The shopkeeper showed Mamori some various flavors of cooking chocolate.
"You can choose from these 14 kinds of flavors. We will give you special bonus if you took them all!" she promoted.
"Wow… 14? It's so many of them. Can you tell me what are they?"
"Of course. There're plain chocolate, dark chocolate, strawberry, vanilla, banana, mocca, grape, apple, sweet plain, mint, mango, orange, tutti frutti, and bubble gum!"
"Hmmm… Okay, I'll take them all. Oh yeah, what is the bonus?" Mamori asked.
"You can choose 2 from our many chocolate patterns for free!"
"Really?? Wah… may I choose now?" Mamori asked.
"Of course. I'll package your cooking chocolate. Please take your time!" the shopkeeper said. Mamori didn't waste her time and take a look at the patterns side.
Fortunately, she found a cute one pattern. It shaped like an American Football's ball. She took that one without hesitation. And the other pattern was…
"Miss, your chocolate is package already. Do you need anything else?" the shopkeeper asked.
"Nope. Oh yeah, I take these as the bonuses" Mamori said while showing the patterns on her hand. "Is it okay?" she asked.
"Of course! You really have a good type of patterns!" she chuckled.
…12nd of February ~ 2 days before Val's day…
"Hmm… What should I make with that many flavors of chocolate?" Mamori asked herself. "Maybe I should give each flavor for each member!" Mamori got with that idea.
"But… how can I decide that 14 flavors are?" Mamori rubbed her head while saw the clock, which showed 00.15 am. "Uuuh… it's already this late and I can't go to sleep! I should ask someone about this… ah! That person must be awake until this late!" Mamori clapped her hands.
Mamori's finger press the buttons on her mobile phone, then the dial tone started.
'I hope he hasn't slept yet…' Mamori wished.
Tut! The sound of someone answered the phone. Mamori smiled happily.
"Hiruma-kun?" she started.
"What?" his voice sounded lazy and staggered.
"Eeto… Have you sleep aready?" she asked.
"If I had I wouldn't answer your call, baka"
"Ahaha… that's right…" Mamori answered with a smile.
"Just get to the point, fucking manager"
"Uh, ah… ano…I just… want to ask your opinion about some things…"
"And what is it?"
"I want to give our team members some chocolate, and I have 14 flavors. Can you help me decide the flavors for them?"
"……"
"Eng… You know, it's just kind of a gift for their hard work. Maybe it can increase their spirit, ne?" Mamori tried to convince Hiruma.
"……"
"C'mon, Hiruma-kun…"
"I think that fucking 'ahahaha-guy' would be tutti frutti" Hiruma answered and Mamori sighed in relief. "And fucking fatty likes vanilla the most…"
"Oh! I thought that way, too!" Mamori said.
"That fucking plain guy should be 'sweet plain' flavor! Kekekeke!"
"Do you mean Ishimaru-san?" Mamori asked.
"Who else? That fucking old man likes mocca, while fucking monkey would be perfect with banana!" Hiruma said grinning.
"Ahaha…! Well, how about Sena and Suzuna? I think Sena is orange and Suzuna is grape. What do you think?"
"It would be fine for that fucking shrimp and fucking skate. Oh, the fucking bald suits strawberry somehow…"
"Eh? Bald? Yukimitsu-san?" Mamori asked. "Hehehe, I felt that way either!"
"For that fucking small Daikichi, apple should be good… They have same shape anyway! Kekekeke!!" Hiruma's evil laugh somehow felt kinda warm this time.
"Don't be too mean… Oh, what about the Haha Brothers? I think Jumonji is mango!"
"Yeah, and that fucking glasses is bubble gum and the rest is plain choco"
"Yoosh! It's all settled down!" Mamori cheered happily.
"Since it's all finished, can you let me continue my sleep?"
"Oh, eh… ah, yeah…" Mamori said. "Eh, Hiruma…"
"Hn?"
"Arigatou…" Mamori said softly.
"…. Don't be late for tomorrow practice!" was his response, and then…
Tut! The line disconnected.
"Oh! I haven't decided Hiruma's flavor! Well… I still can ask him tomorrow…" Mamori smiled to herself as her vision became blur and sleepy.
"Oh, anyway…. How did he know all the flavors before I tell him?"
…13rd of February ~ 1 day before Val's Day…
"Run 30 more laps!!!! Ya-Haaa!!!" BANG! BANG! Hiruma's shots aim on the air, making air pollution everywhere. And of course waking up the sleepy Mamori.
"Hiruma!! No need to bring your horrible gun while we're having practice!" Mamori whined as she rubbed her eyes.
"It's none of your business, isn't it, fucking manager? Kekekekeke!!!" He let out his evil laugh, and Mamori sighed.
"Stop calling me that way!! I have a name, you know?!"
"It's my right to call you whatever I like!"
"It's my right to have my name being called properly, too!!"
"Why should I care?"
"Youuu….." Mamori gritted her teeth. It looked like she needs some patience supply to facing someone as evil as Hiruma.
"Mamo-nee!" Suzuna called, made Mamori's nerves back to normal.
"What is it, Suzuna-chan?" she asked.
"Please teach me how to make a handmade chocolate! I've tried, but it always ended up with failure…." Suzuna said sadly.
"Okay, okay. I'll teach you. Let's cooking together!" Mamori tried to cheer her up.
"Heh, someone like you can cook? Don't forget to prepare a fire extinguish just in case the kitchen blow up. Kekekekekeke!!!!" He laughed evilly.
"Uuuuhh!!! Shut your mouth up!!!" Mamori yelled with anger.
"I don't want to. Kekekeke!"
"Or else I'll have your mouth shut up with my chocolate!"
"Gah, I bet the chocolate won't good for health! The taste must be terrible and it's poisonous!!" Hiruma grinned and sent a mocking glare to Mamori.
"Huh!! Just wait for it, you devil!! I'll definitely make the most delicious chocolate in the world that will shut your damn mouth up!!" Mamori said surely, with a victory glint in her eyes. "Let's go, Suzuna!!" She said while dragged Suzuna out from that place.
"I'll be waiting for it, fucking manager. Kekeke…!" Hiruma whispered to himself.
'Now I knew it for sure! He was the dark bitter chocolate!!!' Mamori yelled in her mind.
The first, she was reminded by Suzuna about the Val's day. Second, she went shopping. Third, she had a nice chit chat with Hiruma. Fourth, a fight and a challenge from that devil quarterback. And with all of that mixed feelings, Mamori cooked the chocolate until 3 a.m. in the morning.
How will the chocolates be???
To be continued…
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Shia : Hey, hey… I just saw Eyehield 21 and I'm falling in love once again with Hiruma!! You know Eyeshield 21 third ending, right?? The singer was Back-On if I'm not mistaken. Well… Hiruma was reaaallyyy handsome when he walked under the night!!!! Huwaaaaahhh….!!! *nosebleed*
Hiruma : Don't exaggerate things, fucking author!! BANG! *shot Shia*
Shia : B, but… I told the truth… ne, minna?? *survive*
Hiruma : Just shut up in front of your fucking laptop and start working!!
Shia : O… okay… I'll update as soon as possible, minna… Please don't forget to review, Ok?? It'll give me the spirit to continue this fic… *beg*
Hiruma : Where's the 'sorry'??
Shia : Oh yeah, gomen for OOCness and many grammatical errors!! . *clap her hands in front of her chest* Anyway, thanks for reading!! ^^