Richard and Kahlan: (RARED MATURE FOR SEXUAL PREFRENCES AND LAUNGAUGE LOL )
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Chapter one
I gazed into Richards dreamy hazel eyes, My heart pumping.
"Give it up to me," he said staring at my cleavage, looking sexy.
"Why should I," I said trying to sound like a sassy diva. I don't know how Mariah Carey and Beyonce do it.
"Are you afraid?" He asked not catching on to my tone.
"Of what," I asked.
"Cathing a STI or STD because I was tested after my previous relationship with Cara, the morsifd" he said.
"Why would I be afraid I give my body and soul to you like the complete hoe I am," I said hoping we could hurry up and get in bed.
He removed my clothes I removed his we made brownies in the bedroom or do they just say desert whatever I forget. The door creaked.
"What the F*** are you doing Richard?" Cara asked. The cheaters crew following her.
To be continued
Chapter two
I stared up at Kara then looked at Richard "You b**ch you could've waited until the morning, I was really hoping I'd get laid tonight!!!" I stood up still nude, reaching for Kara's blonde hair. Richard stood watching my chest jiggle with a crooked smile on his face.
"Hey, you're pretty hot are those your natural boobs," Kara asked.
"No but did a great job," I answered grinning. I realized Kara had been checking me out OMG Kara was Bisexual, just like me.
To be continued
Chapter 3
I was stuck in a horrible situation I felt sick to my stomach, did I love Richard enough to give up my love for women. Kara sat on the edge of the bed; slight wrinkles appeared on her forehead I could tell she was worried. I'd hid my sexuality my whole life and maybe it was easier that way.
"Well?" Kara said in a questioning voice. Richard looked scared and harmless like a child, I'd never seen him that way before. I grabbed a sheet and wrapped it behind me.
"I'll be right back," I said leaving the room closing the door behind me. I realized I'd completely forgotten about cheaters they were probably getting the best footage they had in their lives. I knew I had bigger problems then pesky photographers following my every move I sat at the counter my eyes were burning I could feel a tear roll down my face. I sipped on a glass of slug slime, it always helped me calm down. I felt the green thick slimy juice roll down my throat, it was delicious.
I walked toward the door "Richard," I said opening the door Boom I dropped my slime juice the glass popped, green was everywhere.
To be continued
Chapter 4
First she interrupted from making love with Richard now she lay in my bed giving Richard a BJ!!! I couldn't stand her, or Richard there was only one way to solve this, she was about to be out whored. I dropped my sheet and took off my heel I ran over to her and attacked like a wild animal, thank god she didn't have her agile.
Richard looked at me and said "Wait Kahlan I really do love you, I'm so sorry," How dare he this was turning into some Jerry Springer Crap. He put me through this then thought he could just fix it like that by saying I love you.
I ran toward a girl photographer. "Open your freaking mouth!" I said not paying attention to Richard, to my surprise she did it and I shoved my tounge into her mouth and moved it around.
Richard stood up and said "What the hell are you doing?"
Chapter 4