i had actually been eating a piece of cake when i thought of this. it's probably not that funny but any way i hope you guys like it.

DISCLAIMER: i don't own naruto

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The Cake

It was a normal peaceful day at the academy, when it happened. The day had started out normal enough. Sasuke and Itachi argued all the way to school, where they met up with their friends.

After greeting their friends they went to their separate classrooms. They used to be in the same classroom but the principle got tired of hearing complaints from the teacher, so he separated them.

It was nearing snack time when you could tell something was about to happen. How? You may ask, well it's simple to explain. The pretty and mischievous Sasha had a plan that would no doubt give her detention if the teacher found out. So being the smart little girl she was, Sasha asked to go to the restroom. The teacher, Iruka-sensei, let her go seeing as how she was always "well behaved."

The minute Sasha stepped out of the class, she ran straight to the nurse's room. There she had hidden the thing that would make Itachi Uchiha cringe.

Sasha quickly made her way into the office, after making sure that Tsunade-san, the nurse, wasn't there. She quickly got what she came for and went back to class. Once there she snuck closer to the cake that Iruka-sensei brought for the class.

Knowing how much Itachi liked sweets, she knew that he wouldn't be able to wait until Iruka-sensei passed out the cake. She quickly and quietly uncorked the small bottle she had taken from its hiding spot. She stopped when the bottle made a small popping sound. She looked around quickly, wondering if anyone had heard the noise. Satisfied that no one had notice, she quickly poured half of the bottle's contents onto the cake.

After finishing her mission, Sasha went and sat down at her seat. Twenty minutes later it was snack time. Iruka-sensei went to the cake and picked up the top, his smile turned into a frown when he noticed that some of the cake was missing.

"Who's been eating the cake?" he asked glaring in the direction of the Uchiha's. Iruka-sensei was the only teacher that could handle Sasuke and Itachi during snack time.

Sasuke stood up and pointed an accusing finger at Itachi. "He did it" Sasuke said, his lips forming a small pout.

Itachi smirked evilly. "My cake!" he said, looking at the cake in hunger. Iruka-sensei sighed.

"Fine you can have it. Thank goodness I thought to bring another."

The other kids had started to cry when Iruka-sensei said Itachi could have the cake, but brightened at the mention of another cake. And so time passed and things seemed normal until…

*THIRTY MINUTES LATER-NURSE'S OFFICE*

Itachi clutched at his stomach as another feeling of nausea swept over his body, making him groan in pain. Tsunade-san chuckled when Itachi whimpered and covered himself with the blanket.

"What did he eat?" asked Tsunade-san, reaching over and tucking in the blanket around the very sick Itachi. Iruka-sensei looked confused.

"Well, all he ate was cake."

*OUTSIDE THE WINDOW*

Sasha smirked when she saw Itachi curled up under the blanket. Gotcha Itachi! She giggled, standing up to leave. She started to whistle as she tossed the bottle up into the air. As the bottle went up the sunlight glinted off the label.

The label reads as follows:

-STRONG SWEETNER, GUARANTEED TO GET YOU OUT OF CLASS.CAUTION: MUST TAKE INSMALL DOSES!-