Become one with Mother Russia, Da?
They all have to become one with me.
They don't have the slightest choice on it.
Plus, becoming one with me is the best thing that could happen to them in the first place, so why complain da?
"Russia? Brother are you alright?" Ukriane's worried voice sounded, while she was seated on a seat opposite to Russia's.
Become one with mother Russia… all the world will become one with me!
"Brother? You haven't touched your Halushki yet…"
Yes… becoming one with mother Russia… but who will be the first? I must choose well… someone that affects the whole world
" D-Did I burn it? I-If you don't like the one I gave you, I-I could make you another one!"
Let's see… I want fertile lands… clean waters… raw resources...
" You want another one brother? I-It wouldn't be a bother really!"
Sunflowers… a warm country with sunflowers… with heat and absolutely no presence of General Winter whatsoever
" I'll go get you one right away dear brother!"
Da… I already tried with China but it didn't exactly work the way I wanted it to…
"Here you go brother! I-Is that better for you?"
Then, wouldn't it be better to try with more than one? How about opening up… to an entire continent? Da, an entire warm continent! The only problem would be that disgusting American bastard
"B-Brother? W-Why are you frowning? D-Did I do something wrong?"
I bet the South Eastern countries like Iran or Afghanistan would easily help my cause for some help with the burger bastard
"…Brother? Why aren't you speaking?"
Da… I'll get new lands to plant sunflowers… new countries to become one with me
" Ivan?"
And more countries that will play with my lead pipe and me!
Russia smirked. " сестра?"
Ukraine was a bit startled but didn't hesitate to ask " Yes brother?
"I want you to contact me with the Middle Eastern Asian countries. I have important business to talk to them"
This, dear reader, was a dream I had a few days ago~ :D But I hurt my foot, and I'm dying with pain T-T So I might not write well for a while...