This is Young Justice Karaoke with Their Mentors, send in songs for them to sing.
Tuxf walked onto a stage with a microphone in his hand and yelled,"Hey everybody how are you!? Today we have something special, if you couldn't already tell what it was, well the something is wrong with you." He then looked at a door and shouted,"Guys get your asses out of their!" It took a while but people slowly began to come, complaining the whole way though.
"That place was a shithole!"Wally shouted before Artemis whacked upside the head.
"Hey Robin sing The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny."Nightwing Fan said, throwing him the mic.
"Where the hell did you come from?"Tuxf asked.
"Doesn't matter." Nightwing Fan said. Tuxf shook his head side-to-side obviously given up with the argument.
Robin-Old Godzilla was hopping around
Tokyo City like a big playground
When suddenly Batman burst from the shade
and hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
but didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu
When Aaron Carter came out of the blue
And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal
Then they both got flattened by the Batmobile
but before it could make it back to the Batcave
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
and took an AK-47 out from under his hat
and blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
but he ran out of bullets and he ran away
because Optimus Prime came to save the day
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
and then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
but Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
and Batman was injured, and trying to get steady
when Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Indiana Jones took him out with his whip
then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
'cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed
and Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
then he jumped in the air and did a somersault
while Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault
onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air
then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
angels sang out an immaculate chorus
down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
who delivered a kick which could shatter bones
into the crotch of Indiana Jones
who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
as Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
but Chuck saw through his clever disguise
and he crushed Batman's head inbetween his thighs
then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
all came out of nowhere lightning fast
and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw
with civilians looking on in total awe
and the battle raged on for a century
many lives were claimed, but eventually
the champion stood, the rest saw their better:
Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
(The Ultimate Showdown)
this is The Ultimate Showdown...
(The Ultimate Showdown)
This is the Ultimate Showdown...
Of Ultimate Destiny.
"What the hell was that?"Wally asked.
"Shut up... if you payed attention then you would know Batman's secret identity."Nightwing Fan said, and earning a look of surprise from Batman."But that's besides the point, Wally you are going to sing Supersonic."
Wally-Well am I making haste or could it be haste is making me
What's time but a thing to kill or keep or buy or lose or live in
I gotta go faster
Keep up the pace
Just to stay in the human race
I could go supersonic
the problem's chronic
Tell me does life exist beyond it
When I need to sate
I just accelerate
Into oblivion
Into oblivi yah yah yah yah yah yah yan
Now here I go again
everything is alien
How does it feel to be outstripped by the pace of cultural change
My deeds are senseless
and rendered meaningless
When measured in that vein
I could go supersonic
the problem's chronic
Tell me does life exist beyond it
When I need to sate
I just accelerate into oblivion
Into oblivion
I won't lie
it's exciting
When I try
to decide things
I just want to live
decently
meaningfully
I'm in misery
I could I go supersonic
the problem's chronic
Tell me does life exist beyond it
When I need to sate
I just accelerate into oblivion
Into oblivi yah yah yah yah yah yah yah! Wally then dissapeered only to pop up again.
"There's no way out of this place is there?"He asked Tuxf, and Tuxf gave him a nod while snickering.
"Ok...um... Batman,Flash, Superman, and Wonder Woman sing the F.U.N. song!"
Superman: It's not about winning, it's about fun!
Batman: What's that?
Superman: Fun is when you...fun is...it' like...it's kinda...sorta like a...
What is fun? HERE...Let me spell it for you!
Superman:
F is for Friends who do stuff together.
U is for You and me.
N is for Anywhere and anytime at all.
Superman,Wonder Woman, Flash:
Down here in the deep blue sea!
Batman:
F is for Fire that burns down the whole town.
U is for URANIUM...BOMBS!
N is for No survivors when you're-
Wonder Woman:
Plankton! Those things aren't what fun is all about!
Now, do it like this,
F is for Friends who do stuff to-
Batman:
Never! That's completely idiotic!
Flash:
Here, Let me help you...
F is for friends who do stuff together.
U is for You and me, TRY IT!
Batman:
N is for Anywhere and anytime at all.
Everyone:
Down here in the deep blue sea!
Batman:
Wait...I don't understand ...I feel all tingly inside...
Should we stop?
Superman:
No! That's how you're supposed to feel!
Batman:
Well I like it! Lets do it again!
Wonder Woman:
Okay!
Everyone:
F is for Frolic through all the flowers.
U is for Ukelele.
N is for Nose picking, chewing gum, and sand licking.
Here with my best buddy.
Down in the deep blue sea.
Everyone(minus Batman) was laughing at how he had easily agreed and, how he sung with all his heart.
"...That was stupid."Batman said.
"No it wasn't!'Robin shouted.
That's it for now, I don't own Young Justice or the songs that were sung, they are owned by their respective owners.
