i jumped a queue once

by pixoncoke

hermione and draco in that order compare wrongs

"I jumped a queue once."

"I stole some cash from a charity shop."

"I jumped a queue once."

"I mugged a little old lady wearing a cosy on her head for fiddlesticks."

"I jumped a queue once."

"I threatened a priest with manslaughter."

"I jumped a queue once."

"I told a lie to my mother when I was three."

"I know. I jumped a queue twice."