Disclaimer: if I owned any of this stuff, do ya think id be a 14 yr old on the verge of economic failure? In other words, I don't own it.
Owmygawd! I killed Relena! Throw me a party, Or 6!!!







Relena got run over by my grandpa,
Coming from the bar on Christmas Eve,
Never really knew how much we missed her,
Until He killed we were then relieved,
Now I'm in her will I got her mansion,
I burned her car, her butler fried,
And I'm happy that Relena died...

Heero got her cat her clothes her makeup,
They accidentally fell into the wood chipper,
And the chips accidentally got thrown to the dogs,
The dogs then died and Heero cried...

And Duo got limousine,
and a big bottle,
It was titled shampoo,
He used it too,
He found that it was Nair.
Poor baby has no hair...

Quatre got an orchestra that sucked,
So he paid them,
Never to play again,
Now they live in the Bahamas...

Wufei,
Poor babe,
He got shot before I could deliver
the package from relena,
He faked a seizure,
Anaphylactic shock,
Some how he got the package,
And it was a big ROCK...

Last but not least dear Trowa,
Got sent a cage,
He went inside and almost died,
Got eaten by a boa!!!

Now Relenas got no gravestone,
I kicked it over twice,
Trowa peed on her tree,
And Duo threw up rice!
Quatre just sat there sadly,
While Heero giggled madly,
Wufei unearthed her body,
And put it in his car,
I took it to a shop,
Then I got it stuffed,
Heero burned it up,
And now there's no more Stuff!