Curse me for having so many random fanfiction ideas pop into my head! Oh, well, here's the summary:

Blu was just an ordinary girl in the land of Fairytales, living in the shadow of her 3 cousins... until a turn in her life changed everything.

My name is Bluskyaquamarinerobin Carson, but, for the sake of your mouth, just call me 'Blu'. Why my parents gave me such a ridiculous name, I'll never know. I think they just decided to write 'blu' then added 'sky', 'aquamarine', and 'robin' at the end. Either that, or they were on crack after I was born.

I would ask them why, but they're dead now. Yeah, I'm one of those kids who lost their parent(s) and have to live/deal with someone else, and you're probably thinking this is going to be one of those stories where I do something that helps me get a new life, find romance, and 'live happily ever after' right?

Well, you're wrong. Sorry to break it to you, but my life isn't quite a fairytale. As for my cousins, though... Well, let me explain.

My cousin, Red Pucket, obviously your famous 'Little Red Riding Hood' got her 'happy ending' after dealing with the Big Bad Wolf. Well, let me tell you something that the fairytale left out: Red wasn't a 'little girl', she was at least 15, and she didn't just 'happen' to run into the Big Bad Wolf in one day--- the dude knew her, but was too shy to be near her, until the day he just got up the nerves to talk to her as she was visiting Grandma. Need to say, the Big 'Bad' Wolf wasn't very bad at all... just a wuss with a crush on the girl. And as for the dude with the ax? That was Red's dad, telling the Wolf to back off from his daughter after she 'stretched the truth' about their meeting.

Hey, I was there! Don't you remember the part about the blonde girl in the blue hoodie that had to tag-along with Red, arguing about which route to take to Grandma's, and had to shut her up before she hinted the Wolf about where we lived? ...Of course you don't.

Then there's my brain-dead cousin Goldilocks, you know, the one who committed breaking-and-entering? Well, let me tell you something-- she had been barging into the Three Bears' house for over a month before they caught her. And when they did, I was with her, trying to wake her up after finding her asleep in the bed! But what happened? I got the blame! She said SHE was the one who had tried to keep me from trespassing, and I knocked her out and tried to frame her! The little brat got her famous 'happy ending' and I got house arrest.

Then there's my worst cousin of all, Snow White. It's not like she's as mean or retarted like Red and Goldi, but it's just... I'm jealous of her. She was always the nicest one, the smartest kid in class, the responsible one... Then we both ran away from her evil stepmother who was trying to kill her and we met the Seven Dwarves and blah, blah, blah... After we worked to stay with them, her Stepmother came, tried to kill her-- while she was doing that, I had to get the dwarves-- and yadda yadda, we chase the old bat off a cliff and Prince Charming comes along... yeah, it's pretty much the same story... only I'm in it, watching with envy as Snow White is whisked away to a castle, and I'm stuck working with the dwarves.

You probably weren't expecting Red, White, and Goldi to be cousins, were you? Well, you probably weren't expecting them to have a cousin like me, who was cut out from their stories, either!

So, while Snow is living the high-life, I'm stuck with Red Text-A-Boy-From-Da-Hood and Goldi-Hair-Dye, working for 7 short guys on weekends, and being forced to be a body-guard against the Wolf. So, as you can see, I never believed in Fairytales.

That is, until that one day...

So, what did you guys think? Should I keep writing, or am I just wasting my time? Please R/R. but save the flames to burn witches.