A Trip to the Naruto World
At the Smash Mansion, Setsuko finally got her Akatsuki jacket that she ordered because she loved watching Naruto (But got tired of it in Shippuden so read chapters instead) and order something in the anime store. Since there was no leaf headband...She got a jacket instead. Her sister Shinobu loves Naruto too, since there is ninjas involved and she is a ninja too and also she loves it because it's really funny.
"Package for Smasher Setsuko!" A mailman called out.
"OH! That's me! Thanks!" Setsuko paid for the package and opened it to find an Akatsuki cloak. "Yes! Just what I ordered." she said as she wore it.
"Attention Smashers! Lunch is ready!" Master Hand announced. Everyone ran to the kitchen to get their lunch. Setsuko triped on something and fell for her doom, well let's just say she fell and cannot stop. Few hours later...There was flying colours everywhere which she is used to. Then an image of a village appeared. Then Setsuko landed on a grassy ground.
"Uhh...Hard landing...I must get back for my food...I'm hungry..." Setsuko moaned.
"AKATSUKI! I THOUGHT THEY'RE ALL DEAD?" A blonde haired ninja screamed. A pink haired girl, a black haired boy and a masked man jumped behind him. They all surrounded her.
"I-I'm not an Akatsuki!" Setsuko quivered.
"You're wearing the cloak." The black haired boy said.
"THIS IS A JACKET! IT'S MADE BY AN ANIME STORE! IT'S FAKE!" Setsuko yelled as she showed the company's tag and pointing at it. The masked man sighed.
"We are not buying it. I guess she needs to die." He threw a kunai at her. Setsuko braced herself. But, she heard metal clinking with metal. She looked up to see her sister. She had blocked the kunai.
"A rouge ninja!" The blonde exclaimed.
"We're not enemies. Do you think an enemy would cry and be in fetal position?" Shinobu pointed to Setsuko. She was crying in fetal position.
"Okay, you win." The pink haired girl said.
"But she might be doing some kind of jutsu!" The blonde pointed out.
"Well, all she can do is sing and punch when she has no weapon. She can't do any jutsu." Shinobu said.
"Okay then, so you're saying she's harmless?" The black haired boy said.
"Exactly." Shinobu said. She tossed Setsuko a grilled cheese sandwich.
"Okay then...That means YOU MUST BE THE ENEMY!" The blonde lunged. Shinobu got into a battle stance. But, before the blonde could attack, the masked man grabbed the blonde by the collar.
"Now Naruto, she's a good guy. Anyways, I'm Kakashi Hatake, this idiot is Naruto Uzamaki, the girl is Sakura Haruno and the last one is Sasuke Uchiha." Kakashi stuck out his hand and Shinobu shook it.
"My name is Shinobu and that's my sister Setsuko." Shinobu said.
"You know, you look a little like me." Sakura said to Shinobu.
"I wanna go home. Everyone would probably be worrying." Setsuko said.
"Everyone saw you fall. They think you're dead." Shinobu said.
"OH NO!" Setsuko sank down into a pool of despair. Suddenly, there was screaming. It was the Smashers!
"I KNEW WE SHOULD OF RODE ON YOUR BACK!" Red screamed.
"You're all too heavy!" Pit yelled. They both saw Kirby riding on Meta Knight's back. Red got an idea.
"Keep flying Pit!" Red said as he clinged on Pit's back.
"DUDE WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING? GET THE FUDGE OFF MY BACK!" Pit shreiked. Master Hand and Crazy Hand grabbed all the Smashers before they could land. A dust cloud kicked up.
"ALIENS! WE'RE BEING INVADED!" Naruto screamed. Sakura and Sasuke both punched him at the same time.
"Those are not aliens! They're my friends!" Setsuko said.
"And boyfriend." Shinobu muttered. Setsuko glared.
"You shouldn't be saying anything about me and Red! How about you and Pit?" Setsuko countered. Shinobu stiffened.
"Grr...That's nothing." Shinobu said. Pit unfornately walked up to Shinobu at that moment.
"What do you mean nothing?" Pit asked with puppy dog eyes. Shinobu turned around and faced him.
"I didn't mean that!" Shinobu said.
"Kay!" He smiled. Two boys wearing the Suna headband jumped in. They looked at Shinobu in shock.
"Kiku! You're alive!" They smiled with glee.
"Who are you two?" Shinobu asked. Their jaws dropped.
"It's us, Hayato and Takahiro!" A boy with gray streaks in his hair said.
"I'm Shinobu. Not this 'Kiku' you are looking for." Shinobu said.
"Let's-a go home." Mario said. The Smashers walked to Master Hand. But, Takahiro and Hayato grabbed Shinobu's feet.
"NO! Don't leave! You just had come back after a year! Please Kiku, come back!" Shinobu shook them off while Pit glared. All the Smashers gathered around Master Hand.
"We're ready Master Hand. Can we go?" Peach asked. Master Hand sweat dropped.
"Uh...The hole that we fell through, it's gone." Master Hand said. Everyone groaned.
"I knew we should of ditched Setsuko. Let's ditch her now since she got us into this mess!" King Dedede suggested. Setsuko went started crying and ran away. Everyone glared at King Dedede.
"Poyo, poyo... (Get him...)" Kirby muttered as he walked away to find Setsuko. Everyone lunged at the poor king and started to attack him.
Meanwhile...
"Kirby, I don't want to go back..." Setsuko mumbled. Kirby found Setsuko at a small river.
"Poyo, poyo, poyo, poyo! (But Setsuko-sis, they beated King Dedede for you!)" Kirby pleaded with puppy eyes.
"Fine." Setsuko said. Even the tough Meta Knight can't resist Kirby's puppy eyes. They walked back, but once they came back...The ninjas were examining all the Brawlers by touching them, twirling them, looking at them. They both saw Sasuke examining Pit, Sakura was examining Shinobu, Kakashi was examining Zelda (which made Link twitch), Hayato was examining Snake, Takahiro was examining Red and his pokemon and Naruto was examining Meta Knight.
"What's behind this mask?" Naruto asked as he reached for Meta Knight's mask. Meta Knight smacked his hand away.
"None of your buisiness." He growled.
"EVERYONE! THE MASK IS HIS POWER! GRAB IT!" Naruto yelled, Kakashi sighed.
"Naruto, leave the mask be." Kakashi mumbled.
"But Kakashi-Sensei-"
"You can't just force people to reveal their secrets, and he is just like me. Wearing a mask. Like me." Kakashi said. Naruto started poking Meta Knight around more. Kirby was enraged and attacked Naruto.
"Poyo, poyo, poyo, poyo! (Leave hime alone!)" Kirby yelled hitting Naruto.
"Help! This thing is attacking me! Help me kill this pest!" Naruto yelled as he pulled off Kirby and started punching Kirby as a punching bag. Meta Knight's eyes turned blood red and grabbed Kirby.
"Leave, Kirby-chan alone." Meta Knight said in a deadly voice.
"KAKASHI-SENSEI! HELP! KILL THE PINK ONE! IT'S THE MASKED GUY'S LIFE!" Naruto yelled. Sakura smacked Naruto's head.
"You idiot! You can't hurt a girl! Now, how was your life like as a girl?" Sakura asked. Kirby looked at Sakura in confusion.
"Uh, Sakura's your name right? Well actually, Kirby is a boy and his life is doing great." Meta Knight answered for Kirby. Sakura's face turned pale.
"Uh...Then why is he p-pink?"
"Poyo, poyo, POYO, poyo, poyo! (because I was BORN this way!)" Kirby huffed.
"Hn...It must be some cheery, pink, and annoying version of this masked guy." Sasuke muttered. Kirby went face to face with the Uchiha.
"Poyo, poyo, poyo, poyo? (And what's that supposed to mean?)" Kirby said (there's a translation on Kirby).
"Hn...Nothing. It's just that you look like him. Anyways, are you a mirror reflection? Family member? Or is he your evil brother?" Sasuke asked. Setsuko laughed/gagged.
"Man, this never gets old. But they are not siblings, family member or anything that you can think of. They may be the same 'species', but they are completely different. Well, you can figure the rest out." Setsuko explained
"THE TWO PUFFBALLS ARE ALIENS!"
"SHUT UP NARUTO!" Sakura yelled. Kirby stuck his tounge at Sasuke and ran back to Meta Knight.
"Well, uh...Sasuke, Naruto I think that they are not 'aliens', but they must be close friends-"
"In bed..." Link muttered to his brothers.
"Okay, who said that?" Kakashi said.
"Well it's true!" Toon Link yelled
"Hn...What do you mean 'in bed?'" Sasuke said. All the Smashers except Meta Knight and Kirby's face went pale white.
"We're not telling 'Dah details!' we have would given you a 'flashback' but it's too 'disturbing'" Young Link said (I would have did the 'flashback, but this ain't rated M and wait a couple of years or so, but...).
"TELL US!" Naruto yelled.
"Please tell us." Sakura asked. Setsuko showed the flashback as all the Smashers screamed in horror (yes, Setsuko is so mean!).
"We're dead." Fox mumbled.
Flashback In Setsuko's POV!
I was walking down the stairs of the Smash Mansion and went to go 'steal' Red's cookies in the kitchen until I heard screaming coming from Kirby's room. I will save Kirby (or heal him from his injuries, again...). I went and opened the door, just a crack to see, but I saw Meta Knight doing something to Kirby, my eyes widen in horror. I think I'm sick. I ran to Ike.
"IKE, IKE!" I screamed.
"What is it, little kiddo?"
"Meta Knight. Kirby. DOING SOMETHING!"
"What do you mean?"
"Come!" I yelled as I dragged Ike to the room. He gasped.
"When did this happen?" Ike demanded.
"When I was walking by and saw them when I opened it-"
"POYOOO! (META-KUNNN!)" a voice screamed. I bit my lower lip.
"Oi...Come on Ike, let's tell everybody, but don't tell Master or Crazy Hand, I'll start with Red and Shinobu, you start telling this to Pit, and Marth, then we tell the rest of them...Except the Hands." Setsuko instucted. Me and Ike went seperate ways.
End of Flashback.
"Oooo...Make-out Paradise. Can I have front row seats next time." Kakashi asked.
"YOU WATCHED US?" Meta Knight yelled.
"I wish we didn't ask." Sakura said.
"AHGG! MY EYEZ!" Naruto screamed (I meant to put the 'z').
"Why did you show that?" Shinobu demanded.
"They've asked for it and it I gave it to them."
"Now one question. Are they gay?" Sasuke asked.
"Yep. Period." Zelda said.
"HA, HA, HA! THERE'S GAY PEOPLE!" Naruto laughed. Setsuko smacked Naruto's face really, really hard.
"You know, nobody I mean NOBODY should ever make fun of my otou-chan and his love life, and never, EVER make fun of his looks, gender, their species or speech. You understand?" She said angrily. Naruto gulped. Kakashi laughed.
"WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING SENSEI? SHE ATTACKED ME! PROTECT ME! AND SHE DOESN'T LOOK ANYTHING LIKE THAT THING!" Naruto screamed.
"Naruto, Setsuko and Kirby have a special bond like they are siblings. Naruto, you should stop screaming and finger pointing. It's not nice to our guest and Naruto, their species are not important ESPECIALLY their relationships." Kakashi said sternly.
"Hn, Kakashi. You don't know what you're up against. You must send them to Tsunade and keep them in the top secret area to be examined." Sasuke said.
"Oh Sasuke-kun! They are nice people. Would you hurt a family like them?" Sakura asked.
"Hmm...Nope, there's nothing to be examined here." Red said as he was pulling his skin. All the Brawlers agreed.
"But you guys have really, REALLY strange powers." Sakura said.
"And you guys don't look anything like human, well except some of you." Sasuke said looking at the other brawlers who were offened and are human that are glaring.
"ARREST THEM!" Naruto yelled. They all lunged for them, then Zelda transported them somewhere. The Brawlers all disappeard.
"Where'd they go?" Kakashi asked in confusion.
Ah! My first story of one of my favourite catagories. Will the Brawlers go back home? Or will they be studied to death, by an idiotic ninja, a pink haired ninja, a emo sort of ninja, and a perverted, understanding, yet wise ninja?
Setsuko: That's it! I'm never gonna read, or watch Naruto EVER AGAIN!
Shinobu: Well we hadn't did this in a very long time so enjoy this.
Meta Knight: I swear, if I ever see them again, they will taste the wrath of Galaxia and how dare they tried to take my mask and hurt Kirby.
Red: I had a feeling we should have not used our powers to hurt King Dedede.
Kirby: Poyo, poyo, poyo. Poyo, poyo, poyo! (I hate the black hair kid and the blonde idiot. They were mean to me and Onee-chan!)
Zelda: Talk about Sasuke. He says we are weird.
Master Hand: Well the good thing is we are safe.
Crazy Hand: PlEaSe ReViEw So YoU cAn HaVe LoTs Of FlUfFy BuNnIeS aNd CuDdLe ThEm AnD-
Samus: Just review. Please. Now (Prepares her paralyzer).
