Twelve Days of Akatsuki Christmas
Summary: Ever heard of the twelve days of Christmas? This is the Akatsuki version. With Kisame incapacitated, Pein sulking, Konan trying to cheer him up and everyone else out on missions, Itachi is forced to answer the door every single day for twelve days. What will he find? I think you all know. OOCness and slight crack.
Disclaimer: I don't own Akatsuki, or Christmas XD
"talking"
'thoughts'
-noises-
writing
8:00 AM, Undisclosed Location of the Akatsuki Hideout
-Ding Dong!-
Red eyes blinked, the owner raising his head from behind the fridge door, a stick of dango halfway to his mouth. Sighing, Itachi closed the fridge and wandered toward the door, his open cloak flowing behind him.
'Why the hell do we have a doorbell anyways? It's not like anyone knows we're here...or so we thought.' Itachi opened the door just as he finished this thought and ran smack into a....plant? Pulling back, the Uchiha looked at the...small tree or large bush that was placed on the front door step. Looking at it more closely, he noticed a small card wrapped around the...trunk, stalk, whatever it was. Crouching down, he read the the few lines printed on the crisp, white paper;
On the first day of Christmas, someone sent to me
1) A Partridge in a Pear Tree
Blinking again, Itachi looked at the...thing and sighed, bringing it into the hideout, wondering what in the hell was going on.