The Fighting Simpsons
"Homer! Homer!" Said Marge trying to wake up the big hunk of junk that's known as Homer Jay Simpson. "What is it now Marge!" Said Homer not wanting to be yelled at by his wife, Marge. "Homie, we have to go to a parent teacher confrince so put a T-shirt on and let's go." Said Marge hoping that Homer will actually listen to her. "Ah! But Marge! What if I'm NOT the kids father? Wh-what if I'm, I'm an alien! Oohh! You can't touch me I'm an alien! Look I'm going right thru you!" He said acting like an "alien". "First off you're acting like a ghost and not an alien, second of all you ARE the kids father and you ARE coming with me to the parents teacher confrince with me tonight!" Said Marge her hands on her hips. "Oh pish-posh! You and your facts!" Said Homer shooing Marge away so he could watch his shows. "HOMER! You are coming!" Said Marge with a tone that she never had before. "Fine, fine if it makes you happy, I'll come." Said Homer not excited one bit.
When they left Bart and Lisa had a fight about who would get to watch TV. "Since I'm the oldest I get to watch TV!" Said Bart pulling away the TV remote from Lisa's hands. "Since I'm the smartest and actually know how to use the remote I get to watch TV!" Said Lisa getting it back. "You take that back you little-" Bart didn't get to finish the setence because he was hit in the head by their younger sister Magie. "All that proves is that girls can do anything boys can... and in high heels!"Said Lisa with a grin on her face.
I really hope you liked it! This was my first fan fiction!