What's With You, Logan?
Chapter 1: PCA Student Gossip
Author's Notes: I don't own Zoey 101. This is for LilyPSuzeSMiaM's "Logan Without Girls?" contest. All Quogan fans should enter it.
Lola and Zoey were in their room.
"Hey Zoey," Lola said, typing.
"Yes?" Zoey replied, doing homework on her bed.
It was 5:00 in the afternoon. The girls were done with classes, but Quinn was mysteriously gone.
The room smelled like rotten cheese on one side from Quinn's latest experiment, and like chocolate cake on the other.
"Come here!" Lola demanded, pointing to the computer screen.
"What? No!" Zoey refused. "That part of the room smells like feet!"
"Rotten cheese," Lola corrected.
Zoey looked at her with an 'exactly!' expression.
Lola sighed. "I was just going to show you this website. It's called PCA Student Gossip. It has gossip on you, me, Quinn, and Logan."
"EVERY site has gossip on Logan," Zoey rolled her eyes.
"Yeah," Lola said. "But this one has the most gossip I've ever seen."
Zoey kept reading her book for English.
"Zoey, have you noticed?"
"Noticed what?"
"Noticed that Logan hasn't been dating anyone recently?"
"I guess all the girls finally got smart."
Stacey broke through the door. "Have you guys seen Logan Reese?!"
"No," Lola nodded.
"Why?" Zoey asked.
"I want to show him my latest cotton swab creation," Stacey held it out. "A heart made of cotton swabs."
"What does it say?" Zoey squinted.
"L plus S," Stacey jumped happily. "For Logan plus Stacey."
Lola crossed her arms.
"Umm… and WHY do you want to give that to him?" Zoey asked.
"Don't you read PCA Student Gossip?" Stacey said as if it were obvious. "Logan hasn't been seen dating a girl in a LONG time! This could be my big chance!"
Zoey stood up from her bed.
"Guess not all the girls got smart," Lola said.
"Okay, fine," Zoey admitted. "But if girls are still asking him out, why would Logan, of all people, say no?"
What's With You, Logan?