A Lovely Bunch of Coconuts
by thepragmatist
Pairing: SasuNaru
Warnings: Shounen-ai, wanna-be crack
Author's Notes: Yeah. Just read it.
The first time Sasuke realized he had any feelings for Naruto was when he had gone over to make sure Naruto went to the mandatory meeting with the Hokage. He had knocked on the door several times to find no answer.
Annoyed, Sasuke attempted to look for a way in without disturbing all the neighbors. Scowling, he stalked out of the corridor and appeared outside Naruto's window. He had been there before when Naruto really wouldn't wake in the morning. Peering in, he saw a somewhat orderly house, aside from the trashcan overflowing with Ramen. But no Naruto.
He pried open the window, silently looking around the room. He suddenly heard a light smacking noise and humming. He detected a light scent of coconut in the air. Narrowing his eyes, he walked stealthily toward the sound, which coincidentally was coming from the bedroom.
What came in sight amused him, annoyed him, and surprisingly, aroused him.
Naruto was lying on the bed in his black T-shirt and disgustingly orange pants, tilting his head up attempting to catch the jelly-like coconut milk coming out of the can. As it came out of the can annoyingly slowly Naruto opened his mouth wider and stuck his tongue out to catch the falling glob of coconut…
…only to miss and have the huge chunk fall in his mouth, splattering all over his face.
Sasuke almost laughed as Naruto choked on the piece of coconut milk.
Finally, when the piece melted Naruto gulped it down, smacking his lips childishly.
Shaking his head at Naruto's stupidity, Sasuke was about to announce his presence when he heard something strange.
"I've got a lovely buncha coconuts"
-gulp, smack-
"There they all are standing in a roooow…!"
-slurp-
"Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head!"
Finally, Sasuke couldn't take is and spoke up.
"Having fun dobe?"
"GAH!"
Naruto sat up straight, shocked out of his coconut drunkenness.
Leaning against the wall with his arm folded, Sasuke smirked.
Naruto flushed red before throwing his can at Sasuke angrily, only to realize a few seconds later there was still some coconut left.
Sasuke caught the can but some splashed in his face. As he wiped the milk off his face he peered up to see Naruto lunging at him.
"What the-?"
And down they went, tumbling to the floor, Naruto struggling after the coconut can, and Sasuke struggling to get the writhing boy off him.
As Naruto grabbed the can triumphantly, he only succeeded in spilling the whole thing. On Sasuke's face.
Shrieking happily Naruto glomped Sasuke's head, almost suffocating him.
"I'm got a lovely buncha coconuts!"
"Naruto--!"
"There they all are standing in a row!"
"Get OFF!"
"Big ones, small ones some as big as you head!" Naruto yelled excitedly hugging Sasuke's head again.
Sighing, Sasuke let his head get hugged and let Naruto laugh about whatever pathetic joke he had just made up.
And why you may ask, did Sasuke supposedly "realize his feelings" because of this bizarre and completely random event?
Well, what a dumb question. Let's review this story.
1. Naruto was drinking milky white substances.
2. Naruto tackled Sasuke and was writhing above him.
3. And he glomped him. No one glomps Sasuke. Well except for Naruto I suppose, but that's beside the point
Tsk, and I thought all your perverted minds would've already figured that all. Now go read some hardcore Yaoi and when you come back, I assure you, you won't need this explanation.
Now shoo.
Author's Notes: Yes, I know it was short, I had homework, I was sick. so I decided to humor myself.
P.S. does anyone recognize the coconut song? coconuts to whoever can name which Disney Movie had it.