i dont own .............I SWEAR IT I DONT OWN ANYTHING.............except me maybe?

" it shows a a hispanic girl with long black, hair blue eyes and lightly taned skin wearing a black dress beside a boy with shaggy brown hair and brown eyes wearing a black shirt and black pants"

girl: hello im sheila mcgrey.

boy: and im troy treece.

both: and your watching D TV!

" two sliver boxes appear in front of them and one has ron stopple in it growling in a kung-fu pose and in the second box it has josh mankey waveing"

troy: in our first match ron takes on josh in a locker room fight for...well im not sure yet?

" two diffrent boxes appear in the first one it shows kim possible smileing and in the second it shows bonnie growling"

sheila: and in our second fight kim possible a loveable hero takes on her sassy rival bonnie rockweller for title of best in show.

" it shows four diffrent boxes and one has yami in it growling the second one has kaiba in it sighing the third one has marik laughing in it and the last one has joey grining in it"

troy: then in ou EXPLOSIVE main event the yuigoh charaters take eachother on to the death!.. as retired pharoh yami takes on ceo kaiba who's takeing on joey wheeler the second rate duleist whos takeing on none other than marik isthar the physco of eygpt....yep one huge main event!

sheila: yep and our ref for all these fights until he dies or retires is troys pet slash friend peppy.

troy: YEP SO AFTER THESE COMERICAL'S WE WILL START D TV!

" it shows troy dazeing off"

sheila: uhhh troy were on.

troy: uhhhh...oh yeah welcome to D TV.....we have a great match up as ron stopable takes on josh mankey in a locker room fight!

sheila: yep its goofball vs hardball! " sheila makes puncheing motions"

troy: hahaha..indeed sheila...now lets go to alex kanich our reporter who is .....well reporting with ron.

" it shows a girl with a pink blouse and blue jeans with long brown hair and green eyes beside ron smileing goofily"

alex: ummm....im here with ron whos about to take on josh mankey.....ummm..ron why take on josh?

ron: well....for one he has made fun of me ever snice i could remember...and he trys to take kp from me repeatedly...im just tired and mad...tired and mad....so im just going to finsh him off...RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW!

alex: wow your pumped up.....well back to yall guys. " the camera goes back to troy"

troy: now thats what i call a pre fight report! " it shows sheila hanging up a phone"

sheila: uhhhhhh...troy mankey just called in he said he couldn't make it he's too busy...and he doesn't have the time to fight mentaly challenged people.

" troys eyes go big as he gasp's and yells at sheila"

troy: SHEILA THEN WHAT'S OUR FIRST FIGHT !

" sheila moves back scared and then grabs her mike and yell's to the crowd"

sheila: LISTEN EVERYBODY WE NEED TWO PEOPLE TO FIGHT..I REPEAT WE NEED TWO PEOPLE TO FIGHT!

troy: shut up sheila your makeing a fool of yourself.

voice: OOOOO...EEEEE..OOOOO...EEEEEE..OHHHHHHHH!

troy: what the hell's that?

" inside the ring raven baxter is waveing to the crowd wearing a pink blouse faded jeans and sneaker's"

raven: thank you...thank you....now im not going to fight but i just want to talk to all of you about..me.

" the crowd mumbles and groans"

" inside the ring a black cat wearing a whistle around his neck goes over to raven growling"

peppy: rave...you eithier fight or get out of the ring....NOW!

sheilas voice: peppy seems to be trying to get this under control.

raven: move out of the way cat im talking.

" raven kicks peppy into the turnbuckle hard"

raven: ok now.....

" peppy walks over to raven growling"

peppy: that's it...LET'S GET IT ON!

" the bell rings and peppy jumps in the air and rams raven in the face with his head makeing raven fall down "

peppy: take that!

" raven gets up and shakes off the hit as the crowd cheers"

troys voice: i bet raven didn't predict that...hahaha.

sheilas voice: troy its not funny you try too hard just be quite ok?

troys voice: oooh..ok..i guess?

raven: essh..dont have a hissy and no one hits me!

" raven picks up peppy by the tail and slings him around in circles and throws him into the turnbuckle hard"

raven: hahahaha....now people if yall want me to kill this cat say i!

" the crowd yell's i"

raven: ok..got to give the crowd what they want?

" raven walks to peppy weakly getting up"

raven: i predict...your missing a kidney.

" raven punches into peppys stomach and pull's hard and pull's out his kidney as his eyes go big"

sheilas voice: oooooo...a kidney pie punch..a rare move that i havent seen in a while.

troys voice: indeed..but this fight is far from over.

" peppy gets up as raven is showing off his kidney to the crowd"

peppy: ok you asked for it!

" peppy walks into the cornner and takes off his collar and throws it like a frisbee makeing fly it into the air and into ravens arm sliceing it off and raven screams loudly"

peppy: ill allow it!

raven: ahhhhhh...oww..why didn't i predict that!

peppy: predict this witch!

" peppy jumps onto ravens back and plunges his paw into her back and pull's hard twice then fall's onto the ring floor holding a spine"

raven: im...im...im..raven and..i..can..predict.....

troys voice: and raven's spineless in seattle.

" ravens eyes go big as she fall's down and stops moveing then the bell rings."

peppy: THE WINNER.....WELL ME I GUESS!

" peppy waves to the crowd"

" back in the announcer booth troy and sheila are laughing"

troy: well a surprizeing turn of events...well at least it bought us time snice rons fight got canceled.

sheila: yep..and next its cheerleader vs cheer beater as kim possible takes on bonnie rockweller then our main event with the

yugioh charaters as they take on eachother to the death all that and more up next on D TV!