Saturday night I was countryside Working for the CIA Sitting in a nest of crazies A light came above the hay
Strange lookin' cruiser came from above None of us knew what it was Just about to call the department head When I heard this being singing a song
A pair of lithe arms and red eyes My temperature started to rise He was a long cool Irken in red dress Just 5-9 beautiful tall With just one look I was a bad mess 'Cause that long cool Irken had it all
I saw him heading to the table With eyes much like that of a cat When Red said I hope that you're able, girl Well I'm telling you, I've got to have snacks Well then suddenly we heard strange noises And everybody started to run Jumping under doors and tables Well, I heard somebody shooting a gun
Well, the DH sounded so deadpan
Even with Red by my right
Well I told him, "Don't get scared
'Cause you're gonna be spared"
Well I'm gonna be forgiven
If I wanna spend a living
With a long cool Irken in red dress
Just a 5-9 beautiful tall
With just one look I was a bad mess
'Cause that long cool Irken had it all
Had it all, had it all, had it all...