The Totally Twisted and Pointless Story
I do not own "L" or any other characters in this story, I wish I did though
"L's" eyes glanced from side to side, he was in the blind spot of all of the surveillance cameras, Light was no longer chained to his wrist, and so he had complete privacy. His legs were curled up in his usual position, but on top of his knees was a thin black book with the words "Death Note" scrawled across it. "L" smirked and flipped open the cover and flipped past the instructions and past his hand writing of quickly scrawled names, to an empty page. L glanced up at his Shinigami Ryuk chuckling to himself and quietly muttering how humans were very amusing. "L" smiled and laughed slightly to himself at Ryuk's reaction. "L" switched on his portable LCD TV and scrawled down names of the recent criminals who needed judgment, "L" flipped the cover closed and smiled, that was enough for one day he thought. "L" returned to the surveillance camera's sight and sat on his hair, eating cake and reviewing his past. He had been Kira for more that 3 months now, he was leading the investigation against himself and was successful on pointing the suspicion at someone else. He had killed over 200 criminals now, he was so proud. The ever so mighty Light couldn't even suspect him, Misa had no luck either in finding his Kira/"L's" identity.
Even IF "L" was happy with his success, what was he going to do now? Just keep killing criminals until none are left, yeah that would work but what about after that? His life is half of what it should be so he couldn't live just as long, he had made the eye trade. After all the criminals were punished what would he do? Kill the police? FBI? Maybe, maybe not. Light and Misa were a dangerous threat none the less, they had to go.
"L" walked over to the blind spot once again and opened up the Death Note to a clean page and started to write the name "L-I-………