Everybody, grab your oven mitts! And bring out those aprons! Because it's once again…. COOKING WITH KAKASHI!
Iruka walked into the kitchen, waving at the cameras. Ahem, COOKING WITH KAKASHI!
"Kakashi isn't here yet." Explained Iruka.
But, he's the star of the show!
"Yeah, well, next time you should pick me as the host! I don't get lost on the road of life so often!"
Alright, FINE. He just better show up soon.
Finally, after 2 hours, our man Kakashi walks in, smiling… we think.
"Sorry everyone, I was lost on-"
"We know. Now aren't you supposed to teach us how to make something?"
"Oh, oh yeah!" Kakashi whipped out a copy of "Itcha-Itcha Paradise: The Cooking Edition". Despite how the narrator was afraid of what might possibly be in there, he quickly scanned some pages before closing them shut. "Today we'll be baking chocolate chip cookies!" He announced proudly.
Iruka sighed, disappointed he had waited forever just for some ordinary cookies. "So what do we need first?"
Kakashi blushed and looked back at the page he bookmarked. "Eh-heh… it doesn't actually tell you how they made the COOKIES… erm…" Iruka felt like smacking his head into a wall.
"I guess we can still try… what does that book say, anyway?"
"You know what, I'm sorry I asked what the book said to do." Iruka and Kakashi were standing in the same kitchen, but were now wearing women's clothing. As the narrator, I say you should just imagine it yourself.
"Quiet, it's what the Itcha-Itcha girls would do." Kakashi snapped, reading the next passage, before he giggled a bit. "Ooooh… you should read how they put the eggs in!"
"I'm not adding eggs like some Itcha-Itcha girl, I'm adding the eggs like a man!" Iruka rebelled. Doing so made Kakashi scream.
"NOOOO! IT HAS TO BE DONE LIKE IN THE BOOK!"
"No it doesn't! Why are you so obsessed about it, really?"
"Um… err… BECAUSE IT'S MY COOKING SHOW!"
"Fine, it can just STAY your cooking show! I quit!" Iruka started to stomp off.
"Wait, come back!" Kakashi pleaded. "I need an assistant!" He grabbed Iruka and tried to pull him back onto the set. "C'mon!"
"Get off of me, Kakashi!"
"What's going on in there?" A new voice boomed. Nobody heard him because of Kakashi and Iruka's fighting, so the mysterious new person let himself in. And when he did, everyone froze.
"You know…. Normally, I'd ask what you were doing, but I'm afraid to know." Said Gai, his face not being as youthfully cheerful as usual. The green beast left the room quietly.
Once he was gone, Iruka shoved Kakashi away from him. "See what you did? Now the strangest ninja in Konoha thinks we're both queer!" He growled. "I'm going to put some pants on now. I'd suggest you do too." He crossed his arms and headed for the bathroom.
Kakashi sighed and closed his book. "Until next week…. He said softly, before deciding he should go home.
The set was empty, but for some reason the cameras were still rolling. Gai snuck back in, hoping to see that his eyes had deceived him.
"Good, they're not here." He smiled, looking around. It appeared as though they had been baking cookies. "Funny way to make cookies…"
That's when Lee, who seemed to always know where his sensei was, also walked in. "Gai-sensei, what are you doing?" The smaller green beast asked.
"Oh, it's nothing, Lee. Say, do you want to bake cookies as part of your training?" AURGH! STOP ROLLING!
Right! Please review, and nothing like, "You suck! How dare you make fun of –insert name-!" or anything similar. If you don't like it, say why in a polite way. I really like the characters I used for this story, and the things I like, I tend to make fun of. It's my strange way to show it my "affection", so to speak. Anyway, thanks for reading!