The Sanzo Incident IV
By: NellySama
A/N: Anou...guess what, I couldn't stay away. I love this series of randomness. Yaay. Okay. When you review, give me names of movies that I can involve in this! Okay, ready...steady...go!
Disclaimer: Psh! I've written four of these things now, and still no... I love you Minekura!!! Riight.
Warnings: OOCness as usual, and if you havent noticed, woot to the shonen-ai/yaoi ness. More of the usual Gojyo bashing, and random video game character apearances and from other animes. What can I say? I love everything. Neko-Sanzoness forever. OH btw, I finally saw that cat episode, but Sanzo is magical, so he's not allergic to himself.
Chapter 1: Eh??
The sky was blue, as usual, the sun was bright and shiney, that too, as usual. But something was amis in Gojyo's house. It was...too quite. Sanzo and Goku had noticed all the way from the temple, and so...they investigated. And now they stood outside the door, trying to fiqure out where in the world the handle went.
Sanzo: -ear and eye twitch angrily- What...the...hell.
Goku: -staring in disbelief- Why...Why am I talking in such a high voice?! It doesn't make any sense! -whimper-
Sanzo: Nice, Dane Cook?
Goku: Hell yes. Right, now lets try to fiqure out why the door handle is gone.
BAM!
They hear loud banging on the other side of the door.
Sanzo: OMFG. Did you fucking hear that?! Someone is dieing! -runs away, leaving Goku behind-
Goku: YOU BITCH! Wait for me! -chases after him as the house explodes in flaming glory-
Pieces of the house fell from the sky and hurtled toward the monk and the monkey. They quickly found a lake and jumped in, which created a barrier that prevent the debris from attacking them. It growled angryly and floated away.
Sanzo: What...was that? -out of breath-
Goku: I-i dont know...I think it was part of the house...-clinging tightly to Sanzo- Wah...that was scary!
Gojyo is suddenly floating next to them.
Goyo: Hey...
Sanzo/Goku: O.o -twitch, twitch-
Gojyo: Hey, have you guys seen my house?
Sanzo: What, you did just see that just now?!
Gojyo: See what? -looks around as they all climb out of the lake- I didn't see anything, I was spelunking!
They both stared at Gojyo for a moment and then Sanzo smacked him on the head.
Sanzo: YOU CANT GO SPELUNKING IN A LAKE!
Goku: What spelunking?
Before either of the other two could answer, Hakkai descended from the sky.
Hakkai: HelloOoOoOo -wink-
Gojyo: Hey its Hak -is shot in the face and is now dead-
Sanzo: Bohahaha! In your face kappa! Now you are dee--aaa-d!
Sanzo kicks the body into the lake and a giant fish comes up and eats the dead kappa.
Goku: HOLY SHIT! HAKKAI!
Hakkai: What?! God lord, man! Whats wrong!? Have my pants caught fire?!
Goku: -very serious- Yes!
Indeed it was true, Hakkai's pants were on fire. What were they going to do about it?!
Sanzo: We can do nothing! Nothing at all! Hakkai you are destined to burn alive with your pants! Hakkai! I'm so sorry...
Hakkai: NOOOOO!
Goku: Guys! Stop screaming and yelling! We have to fiqure out the meaning of life or else...or else...-cant bring himself to say it-
Hakkai and Sanzo patiently await for Goku to finish his scentence, and he was about to when, suddenly a giant chocobo fell from the sky.
KYAAAAAAAA!! The screamed in unsion as the yellow doom fell down upon them.
Squish.
End Chapter 1.
Please Review! tell me what you think, I have the loving writers block so the funnyness isnt there as much as I had hoped but, don't worry I'm sure it'll clear up by the time I ready the second chapter. I promie to bring insanity and chaos upon the uber sexy saiyuki boys. 3x9 for3v3r!
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