The Akatsuki are 13 and in their last year of Konoha Elementary. How will it slide, with all the crazy events and 2 new transfer students from Ame?
RATED: T for Language
Saki here, with another story comin' at ya! This one'll be a chapter story. I predict about 14.
This was inspired by all the other Akatsuki school crack fics I read last night. I decided to write my own. At 2:00am...
Note: This only took 1 hour and a half to write, so, I'm sorry if it's crappy...
"blah" – Talking
"blah" – Thinking
Do I own Naruto? Nope. If I did, the Akatsuki would rule all, none of the Akatsuki would have died, it would be all about the Akatsuki, it would be renamed to "Akatsuki", and my OC would be included, obviously dating Deidara.
Chapter 1: August
Deidara was 13 and going on to Grade 8. It was the end of August with 1 week left before school. He had his supplies all new and ready for the last year in Konoha Elementary.
Happy with his school stuff, Deidara nodded in satisfaction. Suddenly, his cell-phone rang. Playing the tune of Avril's "I Can Do Better", he let the chorus slide before answering it.
Once Deidara picked up, a gruff voice replied, "Hey, Dei! Wanna come to the arcade with me and the gang?"
"Hey Kisame! Sure, meet ya there."
With that, Deidara hung up and dashed to his apartment door.
- - -
He made it to the arcade in a matter of minutes. All of his friends – Sasori, Kisame, Itachi, Hidan, Kakuzu, Zetsu, and the ever-annoying Tobi – were waiting outside. Deidara grinned as he ran over to them.
"'Sup, guys!" Deidara called happily.
"Alright! Now that we're all fucking here, LET'S LIVE THE LAST FUCKING WEEK OF FUCKING FREEDOM THE BEST WE FUCKING CAN!" Hidan shouted, thrusting his fist into the air.
"Must he say "fuck" in EVERY sentence?" Itachi questioned Kakuzu. He simply shrugged.
- - - 1 Week Later - - -
Sasori lay on his apartment couch lazily, flipping the channels on the TV. "Staples commercials, Zellers commercials, Wal-Mart commercials… They're all Back to School Sale crap…" He thought to himself.
Sasori jumped a bit as his cell-phone rang to the tune of Metallica's "Master of Puppets". He answered swiftly with a simple, "Hello?"
"Shit, Sasori! I need your fucking help!!"
Sasori, immediately knowing who it was, responded to the outbreak with, "What is it, Hidan...?"
"I'm fucking BEGGING you, Sasori! PLEASE help me find some fucking decent school shit?"
Sasori smacked his forehead. "Ya gotta be kidding me, Hi-… You haven't even done your Back to School shopping yet?!"
"Hey! All I've found are some cheap-ass erasers and shitty pencils and sharpeners."
"Have you been playing video games ALL summer?"
"… Wii…"
Again, Sasori smacked his forehead.
"I'll be right over…"
- - - The Next Day - - -
"September 2nd… September 2nd…" Deidara said nervously as he straightened his hair. Quickly, he managed to pulled part of his hair into a high ponytail, leaving some long blonde hair to hang down at the back and his bangs he pulled over to one side, making it a large strand over his left eye.
He sighed as he looked into the mirror.
Displeased with the uniform's tie, he loosened it so it was hanging. (A/N: Like Avril! :D -shot-) He rolled up his sleeves, messed up the collar, and undid 2 buttons.
"MUCH better." He smirked in delight.
Slipping on his converse shoes, and grabbing his messenger bag and iPod, he dashed out the door.
- - -
"15 minute walk, I guess I should listen to something…" Deidara decided, taking out his black iPod nano. Scrolling along, he chose to listen to "My World" by Avril Lavigne.
He hummed softy to the music as he walked along.
- - -
Just when the song finished, Deidara spotted Sasori and Hidan walk out from Sasori's apartment building.
"Sasori-danna! Hidan!" He called while waving. Hidan grinned widely and Sasori waved back. Deidara ran over to his friends and looked at them oddly.
"Hidan, why were you at Sasori-danna's?"
Sasori sighed. "The stupid idiot didn't get his school stuff until yesterday. The dunce was playing Wii all summer."
"Well, I'm fucking sorry, puppet boy!" Hidan retorted.
Deidara laughed as his 2 friends exchanged glares. "Come on, guys! Let's get going!"
With that, the 3 walked to the school, sharing memories of a wonderful summer-gone by.
1st chapter done and up. 2nd chapter has been started.
Next Chapter: September
What will happen?! :D
Hope you guys enjoyed it! Next chapter coming soon!