Disclaimer:
Kim: I want my Luna!
Kyle: she's not yours!
Kim: Mine!
Kyle: J.K. Rowling's owns the rights to Luna and the rest of the harry potter universe.
Kim: So we don't own anything only the OC's and the insanity they commit.
Kyle: Have fun and yes there is a plot, it comes later otherwise it's a regular book five with some modifications and crazy.
Kim: CHICKEN!
Kyle: Shut up!
Both: enjoy.
Troubles our name
"Miss Kim! Come down". One middle aged house elf yelled.
"I need a minute." Kim hastily hid her laptop under the floor boards of her library, running down the corridor to her parent's wing of the mansion. She bursts into the drawing room.
"Your late" mother a stately woman said as she stared with cold emotionless eyes into Kim's soul.
'Fuck you'. Kim thought. "Mother, Father you called for me." 'Where the bloody hell are you Kyle!' Kim screamed in her head. Father nods.
"We will wait for your brother before beginning." Mother stated obviously annoyed.
'Go masturbate with a broom stick.' Kim thought silently. A male house elf escorts in a brown haired blue eyed young man.
"Mother, father, I apologize I was lost in a good novel."
"Sit down please, the both of you." The two kids sit next to one another; Kim punches Kyle in the shoulder.
"Kyle, Kim, Your being transferred to Hogwarts." Kim stares blankly at mother.
"No way in hell, will I go to that horrible country." Kyle says. Mother waves her hand causing all the windows and doors to slam shut, darkness closes in.
"You will go to that school and behave." Mother says with a menacing glare. Kyle starts groveling at the bitch's feet.
"You should have thought of that before you turned your tutor into a mouse." Kim leans back in her seat, more or less uncaring.
"That bastard deserved it! He flunked me and tried to make out with Kim!" Kyle yelled.
"She deserved it, the trollop!" Kim imagines her mother dropping dead at that moment.
"Father May I leave and return to my room?" Kyle asked.
"No." Father replied.
"Kiss ass." Kim said disguising it as a cough.
"Fine we'll go to the school, if you tell the headmaster to show us the respect we deserve." Kyle said with a hint of bite. Kim gets up and walks to the door.
"That young man will be joining us." Kim exits, Kyle smiles.
"Is that all, Mother? No, then have a nice night." He takes his leave.
A few moments later.
"Did you see the look on that bitches face?!" Kim laughs.
"The only other time I've seen that look is when grandma called her a two cent whore." They laugh for a few moments.
"Seeing that look on her face is worth going to England. Well it's time to pack."
"Hide the muggle stuff." Kim laughs at the reminder.