Disclaimer: Don't own and never will.
AN: Another one of my stories based off of Miss Vampire Girl's fic 234 ways to annoy Lord Voldemort.
"Toan, you know how you're a hero?" Osmond asked curiously and Toan nodded.
"Yes?" he said with a hint of concern. Osmond had a tendency to ask some rather daft questions.
"How come you don't have a cool scar?"
"What?" Toan asked, sure that he had misheard.
"How come you don't have a cool scar? All the other great heroes have one. Especially Harry Potter."
"Harry Potter is a fictional character," Toan explained in a long-suffering voice/ "That's why."
"No he isn't!" Osmond protested and Toan rolled his eyes and walked away. Osmond could be a real idiot for someone who was so smart.
AN: Okay, that's what you get when I'm breaking my DC writers block. Not much, but better than a kick in the teeth