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Summary: Kramer fakes his death to receive charitable donations to his wife so they can buy a movie theater.
"Death" of Kramer
Kramer: "Hey darling I have a new idea to make us rich so rich we can bath in money, and I will"
Kramer's wife: "Oh Kramer not another lame plan"
Kramer: "No it'll work we could buy so many things hahahaha"
Kramer's wife: "OH fine"
Kramer: "Here's the plan: I'll pretend to commit suicide and I'll leave a note. I'll take some
special drugs to stop my breathing and my pulse. We'll receive donations and be rich."
Kramer's wife: "When do we start"
Kramer: "Tomorrow"
Kramer's wife: "Ok fine"
On the next Jerry finds Kramer lying on the floor of his kitchen with peanut butter on his lips.
Jerry becomes terrified calls 911 and says: "I just found him dead I knew I should of taken that peanut butter and thrown it away I didn't think it was spoiled I didn't mean to"
At the funeral Kramer's wife asks all donations to be put in a fund for Kramer's charity.
Jerry: "What charity he probably doesn't know what a charity is". He tells himself. Nevertheless he places 50 bucks on the casket.
Jerry suddenly hears a sneeze and looks around for the person responsible. He realizes he is the only person at the funeral. He thought he heard the sound from the casket and decided to walk near it. Immediately Kramer opens the casket in Jerry's face, takes the money, runs, shouting it's a start.