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Gil! Glorious Gil! (Performed by Yuffie Kisaragi)
By Charles Xavier
(Parody of 'Food, Glorious Food!' from 'Oliver!')
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Is it worth the crying for?
Is it worth the dying for?
Why does father have to be cruel?
Everyday I pout and scream,
Begging him by every mean.
Still, he's such a senile fool!
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There's not a bill, not a coin can I take.
Can I sob, can I grumble, or wail?
But there's nothing to stop me from waking at night,
When I open my eyes and yell…
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Gil! Glorious Gil!
Please empty your pockets!
Gawd, it's such a thrill,
Stealing precious lockets!
Please Ethers and Phoenix Downs,
Don't ask any questions!
I make all the kiddies frown,
When I best them!
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Gil! Glorious Gil!
High times for adventure.
Leaping over hills,
Raiding shopping centers!
Pig out in a fancy meal.
How will I pay the bill?
With Gil!
Wonderful Gil!
Marvelous Gil!
Glorious Gil!
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Gil! Glorious Gil!
No need to be cautious.
Fly sky high until
I'm seriously nauseous!
What is it my heart desires
When Christmas bells jingle?
Nothing! I've what cash inspires!
Shove off, Kringle!
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Gil! Glorious Gil!
Nights spent without caring!
Taking is my will.
Cid Highwind is swearing:
"One day I will get you, kid!
Hope soon you fall ill,
From Gil!
Desperate Gil!
Sumptuous Gil!
Glorious Gil!"
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Gil! Glorious Gil!
Don't care what I pay for.
Milk shakes! iPods! Quills!
Step back and make way for
Huge piles of new fashion clothes.
I find myself squealing!
Gods sigh as my passion flows
With this feeling!
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Gil! Glorious Gil!
What wouldn't I give for
Cruel jokes and a lil'
Bad taste that I live for?
True that my act's growing old.
But I've more to fulfill
With Gil!
Once again, Gil!
Genuine Gil!
Fabulous Gil!
Magical Gil!
Beautiful Gil!
GLORIOUS GIL!
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Owari