Yay here iam here iam insane and i got sothing you rarely see thats rights another insane pairing from your favorite zombie. no not that guy its me crazed zombie you know i wrote all those fanfictions never heard of them damn. cries in corner Ow well here we go rahne kurt or as i like to call it wait for it wait for it. NIGHTRAHNE haha play on words there funny huh ok lets get to the story.

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Wakey wakey Welpe Hund Kurt said shaking the girl lightly.

Ugh what is it Rahne demanded irratated smacking Kurt with a pillow.

I know your tired but its time for breakfast Kurt said sympatheticly.

Ugh fine iam comeing she said rolling out of the bed and into a heap on the floor.

Oh Welpe Hund feel down Kurt said smirking at her admireing the small shorts and tank top she was wearing.

I am gonna bite you she said jokeingly.

Oh no we will have to take her to the pound he said stupidly.

I am getting sick of that elf boy she said standing up.

Oh if she is good ill give her a treat Kurt said hopping out of her room.

morning Jamie said to Rahne as she stepped out of her room hopping to catch kurt and smack.

Oh morning jamie Rahne said smileing warmly at her favorites multiple person.

Hey you better get down stairs before kurt consumes all the food Jamie said scratching his head.

Right iam gonna teach him a lesson Rahne said running down the stairs.

Hey rahne i saved you some Kurt said tossing her a plate.

Oh thanks rahne said takeing it and comtemplateing how to get him back.

I am glad Kurt could get you up Proffesor Xavier said as he left the table.

Yeah it has been a ruff on her Kurt said smirking devilishsly at her.

Yes jet lag is a horrible thing Proffesor Xavier said oblivious to kurts joke.

Yes but i had to visit my parents Rahne said even more intent on getting Kurt back.

Of coarse but it is becomeing increaseingly dangerous for you to travel Proffesor said sagely as he left the room.

I am going to get you for all these stupid jokes of yours Rahne said takeing a bite of her biscuit.

You could insult me back Kurt said passively.

No your such an easy target Rahne said seeing a slight twitch in his brow.

Wasn't that an insult Kurt said smirking evilly senseing a game was afoot.

Yes and i thought it rather witty Rahne said seeing how amused he looked.

Ok its on little kleiner Welpe Kurt said loking as if he was plotting somthing.

You dont what your getting yourself into Rahne said finishing her breakfast.

--several weeks later--

I cant take this anymore chuck one does osmething the other tops it i have been hit with oil filled ballons Logan said complaing to proffesor Xavier.

I beleve it is best to let them sort it out themselves Proffesor xavier said remember how he got caught in the crossfire as well.

Chuck we dont know whats gonna happen next the elf and the mutt are gonna Loga was interuted by a loud german scream.

Mein gott iam pink Kurt screamed in utter horror starring at his reflection in the mirror.

Oh sweetness it worked Rahne said smirking as kurt burst out of the bathroom in a towel and looking comepletely livid.

Yeah chuck let them fix it themselves this is priceless Logan said cracking up.

Welpe Hund Kurt screamed and stepping toward her.

Ugh kurt She stamered as the blue furry man towered over her.

This is this is Freaking hilarious Kurt said grabbing his side and laughing histericyly.

Damn straight i cant beleve you didnt notice Rahne said releaved Kurt wasn't upset.

Welpe Hund I am so getting ju back for this i thought i had ju when i made jur favorite squeak toy turn jur mouth black for a week Kurt said laughing more and more.

I beleve Kurt might actually have found his match when it comes to pranks Mr.mccoy said seeing a pink Kurt laughing with Rahne.

I just hope i dont get caught in the crossfire ofthe next one Logan said leaning aganist the wall and tring to catch his breath.

--later that week--

Oh all this planing all the preparation all the paint thinner Kurt mumbleb to his now restored blue form.

So what prank do you have planned for kurt this time Jubilee asked outside of Rahnes room.

I dont know i am gonna have to wait for him to pull his then go from there Rahne said looking paranoid.

Why are you waiting Jubilee asked confused.

Its edicate the rules of war Rahne said grabing her door knob.

Whatever you say Jubilee said as Rahne opened her door and entered her room cautiously.

Nothing Rahne said looking around her room.

Oh ju wait and see Kurt thought crotched under her bed like a tiger ready to pounce.

Where is it where is it a Frantic Rahne searched feverously four until she realized she could sniff it out and morphed into a dog.

Perfect Kurt whispered and "bamf" to his room.

Kurt she said Knowingly and ran as fast as she could to his room.

So forge what did you want to see me about Roberto asked leaning aganist the door.

Oh my latest invention just stand here Forge said pointing to the floor.

Is it safe Roberto asked moveing to the spot.

Yeah i tested it on a monkey and a dog Forge said laughing to himself maniacly.

So i get a cheeseburger if i do this right Roberto asked spotting kurt hold some kind of device.

Yeah one cheeseburger Forge said calmly.

Kurt Rahne screamed angerly running down the hall.

Now Kurt said pushing a button and zapping Roberto and Rahne with the ray.

What the hell Rahne said standing back up and looking at her hands seeing they where larger and tan.

Oh wow this is great Kurt said rolling on the floor laughing.

Oh so what you hit me with an instatan ray and it made my hands swell up Rahne said suddenly spotting herself getting off the floor.

Hey i have boobs Roberto said looking down at his ugh her chest.

Oh my God Kurt you evil bastard Rahne screamed looking down and realizing she was in Robertos body.

Wow i dont see why girls arent always playing with these Roberto said squezzeing Rahnes breast ugh his breast.

Stop that you pervert Rahne said wacking her head ugh his.

I will switch ju back if ju say to everyone Kurt is the king of all pranks and is the sexiest man ever to have graced the earth with his presence Kurt said smirking evilly knowing he had her between a rock and a hard place.

No way i am not letting you win Rahne said grabbing robertos ugh her hands.

No not that its part of the prank i fully espect ju to get me back public humiliation is part of the prank Welpe Hund Kurt said smileing wickedly.

Fine ill do it but you have to keep robertos from touching me Rahne said seeing roberto admireing his her body.

Sure Kurt said grinning ear to ear.

Ugh why are we all here Jamie asked looking around then seeing roberto stand up on the table.

Everybody kurt is the king of all prankesters and is the sexiest man ever to grace the earth with his presence now switch us back Rahne said looking over at kurt laughing wildly.

Oh man body switching forge jur a genius Kurt said pressing another button ad switching Rahne back to her body.

Kurt iam going to make you pay in ways you cant even imagine Rahne said shaking raiseing her fist in a threatinging manner toward Kurt.

Ju better otherwise its no fun Kurt said gasping for breath.

Hey thanks for finding me some human test subjects man Forge said smileing.

Oh i owe ju one for this Kurt said seeing Rahne storm off.

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how will tahne get her dabolical revenge tune in next time and anyone who has a problem i will remind you of one simple rule shut up.