Taylor Swift was so excited - she'd finally moved to New York. She dropped her bags on the apartment floor and put her broken heart in a drawer but only metaphorically with the bit about a heart because she's not a space robot even if it is sometimes hard to imagine someone that perfect could be a real human being!
Taylor Swift thought about getting some cheese from the bodega which as we all learned from her informative video is what they they have instead of the Costcutters in New York but before she had time to think about what kind of cheese (cheddar, mature cheddar, Dairylea, Laughing Cow?) there was a hideous wail!
"Oh no," thought Taylor Swift, "Not a hideous wail!"
There it was again. It seemed to be coming... from the kitchen! Taylor Swift bravely walked into the kitchen.
"WAIL!" went the hideous wail. She nervously approached the fridge, from where the sound appeared to be coming from... She opened the door, and the light came on, revealing A HORRIBLE GHOST.
"WAIL!" went the HORRIBLE GHOST.
Taylor Swift slammed the door and ran out of the room. There was definitely something strange in her new neighbourhood. But who was she going to call?
It was the Ghostbusters of course! Those are the lyrics from the famous Ghostbusters song that the naughty man borrowed from Huey Lewis!
The Ghostbusters arrived quickly and it was Peter Venkman and Raymond Stantz and Winston Zeddemore but not the other one because it is TOO SOON.
"Hello the Ghostbusters!" said Taylor Swift "I thought you were ladies now!"
"Thankfully political correctness has not started yet!" said Ray, puffing on a big cigarette of tobacco.
Taylor Swift raised her eyebrow and mentally knocked off a score from her review of their service.
"Is it in the bedroom?" said Peter Venkman, who liked sex.
"No for goodness sakes it is in the kitchen in the fridge."
"Sounds familiar" said Peter Venkman in his wry voice that you will remember.
They all went into the kitchen and Winston opened the fridge.
"WAIL!" said the ghost.
"Stand back Taylor Swift we need to shoot the ghost with our proton packs!" said Ray.
"Um" said the ghost.
"Remember not to cross the streams!" said Peter referencing a bit in the film for added veracity.
"Wait" said the ghost, but they all fired the proton packs at the ghost until it fell out of the fridge.
"Oh look," said Winston, "It wasn't a ghost, it was Ed Sheeran doing a 'funny joke' like when he told that poorly lady he'd marry her."
"Unfortunately proton packs is all nuclear and that so he's dead now." explained Ray.
"Well what a to do" said Taylor Swift, "If I tip you guys extra can you put him in the bin?"
"Alright!" said the Ghostbusters who were small businessmen living the American dream after all.
"Wait one more thing... will he be a ghost now?"
"No. Ed Sheeran is too boring to have a ghost." said Ray.
Then Taylor Swift gave them all some special Halloween pumpkin cupcakes and they listened to her brilliant new album and everyone had a really good time!