Ham and The World: The Sam Connection
Sams POV
I like ham
mmm ham
yay french ham
wait do the french even make ham
oh well its ham
bleh this sucks
but its ham
so i should probably eat it
damn the french dont know how to make ham
oh well
god i hated that
but its ham
well if the french cant make ham then who can
why the hell is the voice in my head talking about ham
sigh...i am crazy
oh well..
why do carly and spencer have so many types of ham
i mean not that i dont like it its just wierd
speaking of wierd i wonder where freddie was today
oh yah he had to go get a new speacil saftey approved backpack with his mom after i dumped my ham and cheese omlet into his old one
that was fun...
wow this is alot of ham
american ham
english ham
german ham
finish ham
romanian ham
brazilian ham
mexican ham
russain ham
indian ham
tibetan ham
iraqi ham
wow my brain doesnt know how to spell
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chinese ham
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what the hell do the chinese even make ham
i mean there asian and ham just isnt
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still its ham
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i should try some
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wierd
it taste like freddy that one time i bit him for calling me a freak
i hate it
...sigh
freddies wierd
sorta like asian ham
oh well carlys nice like american ham
and spencer
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oh god
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what type of ham is spencer
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i mean hes not like any ham
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why is this happening to me i can always think of what type of ham a person is
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why
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why
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hey i got it
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damnt
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wait
hes black forrest ham
toatally wierd and yet everyone likes him
and they dont even know why
sigh
maybe i should go i think carlys yelling at me to leave i meen what time is it like one in the morning
i like ham