Shrek. was on Fiona all day long. This was the process of shrek-tastic everlasting goody goody time, it was swamply amazing in every ogre way.
In Mario land, Mario and luigi had a race and then when they hit a flag pole it opened a portal in the swamps of shrek land. Then, Shrek came right through it and was in Mushroom Kingdom!
All of a sudden, Mario grew an attraction to the wonderful, green, slimy, massiveness of Shrek! Mario ran straight to Shrek and snogged him! Shrek realised that bashing sticks was better than putting sticks into soggy openings. That's right… shrek was gay!
Then, all of a sudden, Luigi was like. Mario you are mine not his gosh. Mario was like, youre ma bro so I cant love u m8.
Then, a meme exploded. It was the mountain dew and doritos meme. This included hit markers and no scopes. Then Mario undid Shreks under places and then hit markers were all over the under places.
Luigi got jealous as Mario and shrek 69'd all day long.