A/N: I'm debating.

I've come up with an idea called 'The Butler knows best'. Its basically about Alfred and his role in they Bat family's lives and even his own.

Its a humor fic and I will be using other Butlers from other shows, such as Black Butler (obvious), Magic Kaito (If I spelled the name wrong sorry), Case closed, and maybe even other versions of Batman.

Anyway. Should I write the story?

Please review and tell me what you think

-Purpledragon6.

"Hey Alfy, where do you go on your days off?" Dick asked his butler/grandfather figure one day, completely at random and out of the blue.

"Well I don't see how that is any of your business, but if you must know I get together with some friends on my days off." Alfred answered, adjusting his coat and walking towards the door, preparing to take his leave.

"What sorta friends?" Dick asked, following close behind him.

"Just friends and Master Richard...Don't you have an algebra exam coming up that you still have to study for?" He asked, without skipping a beat and raising an eyebrow.

Dick tensed visibly and quickly shot to his room as fast as Kid Flash might have. The butler smirked and closed to door behind him as he walked down the driveway, got into his car and drove away, not noticing the yellow paint that left a trail behind his car. Dick quickly ran down the stairs with his cellphone pressed to his face.

"OK Wally, Now!" Dick whispered as he ran outta the house with the speedster well hidden behind a bush. "Follow that car!"

The little bird jumped onto his friend's shoulders and the two raced off after the car. After about twenty five minutes of running and one stop to McDonalds later, the teens finally caught up with a car which was now in a parking lot at the community center. Raising an eyebrow, the two snuck into a nearby bush and looked at the main sigh.

"What would Alfred be doing here?" Both boys wondered aloud in unison as they walked towards the building.

As they got closer they saw a sigh that read: The Butlers United Club.

"This... This has to be a joke." Dick said in a daze like voice.

"I've gotta see this." Wally laughed about to enter but was suddenly held back by Dick.

"Wait, put these on first so we'll blend in!" Dick said opening a box relieving to pairs of white gloves and two monocles. "I've been saving these for just the right time. And that time my friend, is now."

After putting on their 'disguises' the two boys slunk into the front door and were shocked to see several old men wearing black suits all gathered around talking to one another. They spotted Alfred talking to a man with a mop of black hair and red eyes and looked to be the youngest man in the room (Late twenties early thirties).

"Well your boy wears an eyepatch." Alfred mused sipping a cup of tea.

"And yours wears a pair of sunglasses." The man (clearly British) shot back.

Alfred laughed and nodded his head as he sipped his tea yet again.

"You make a good point." He said with yet another nod.

At that moment a man cleared his throat and everyone turned to face him. A man with silver hair, wearing a pair of circle glasses and wearing a black tail coat took the stage. He looked like your average stereotypical butler.

"Attention fellow butlers. I would like to announce that the annual 'Butler Off' Will commence next Saturday the grand prize, The Golden Polishing glove." The man said as everyone Oooed and Awwed. "And also we have a new member joining us today. Master. Claude."

Alfred sighed as the black haired man entered the stage and high-fived the head-butler of the group. A group of butlers clapped for him while the others just watched him with skeptical faces.

"The initiation tests are always fun to watch." He whispered as he nudged the man who nodded in response.

"My money is on that he doesn't finish in time." The man said, taking out a five dollar bill and Alfred in turn did the same.

"You're on." The older man said as a clock buzzer binged.

So for two minutes everyone watched as the man... Polished silver glasses quickly. A few of the other butlers who looked skeptic before now seemed giddy with excitement. In the end, it was a close call but he somehow managed in the two minute time slot.

"Dude, this is so boring! Can we please leave." Wally groaned as he grabbed his hair.

"Hold on a sec." Dick said as the head-Butler took the stage again.

"Well done Master. Claude, now if you'll please step to the right to collect your white gloves at the table to your left and that concludes this weeks meeting, and remember-" The head-butler suddenly stopped and gave an intense look to all of the butlers present.

"THE BUTLERS! UNITED! WE'LL NEVER BE DIVIDED!" They all chanted in unison.

Dick rubbed his head in both amazement and shock. There was no way that this was for real, it had to be a total joke. Who ever thought that a butler club would be a good idea!? Well if they were happy with it, then he really didn't care.

"We can go now." Dick muttered as he went to turn to Wally but then felt his blood freeze when he saw a familiar face approaching them.

"Oh, so soon Master, Richard?" Alfred asked standing behind the two boys.

The teens gulped hard, then ran as fast as they could to the door.

A/N: Thanks Cooliochic5 for helping me come up with this.

*The man Alfred is talking to is Sebastian from Black Butler. And obviously, Claude is just Claude, stereotypical XD