A Weird Form Of Sickness

A Fairy Tail one-shot

The air was hot and heavy in the dark cramped space. Sweat dripped from the bodies of the two men.

"Freed... I can't hold it anymore..." A weak whimper came out.

"Shhh Don't worry Laxus it's almost over." Freed said in a comforting tone.

"No it's too much I don't want this." Laxus whimpered.

"Don't worry i'm here for you. I'll be here holding you."

Freed slowly stroked the blonde hair as Laxus laid in front of him on his hands and knees panting.

"Freed... I cannot hold it in... It's coming out..."

"It's okay just let it out Laxus."

"No i don't want to..."

"Don't worry Laxus I'm here with you it's nothing to worry about."

"Okay... I trust you Freed... On three?"

"Sure. One... Two... THREE!"

At the signal white goo splattered all over the floor. As the final spurt finally hit the floor Laxus's arms gave way only to be caught by Freed's powerful arms.

"See nothing to worry about right?"

"No... Thank you for always doing this for me. I don't know what I'd do without you."

As the two men cleaned up Laxus slammed Freed against the bathroom wall. Freed flinched as he realized that Laxus's eyes were staring holes in him.

"If you tell anyone about this I'll seriously beat you to a bloody pulp!" Laxus growled before letting the shorter man down.

"Don't worry these little 'relief sessions' will never be mentioned to anyone." Freed smiled at the proud Lightning mage "You have my word remember?"

"Good. You're my best friend Freed. I'd hate if you told anyone about my... secret."

At this Laxus turned around and exited the train bathroom still grunting as the train shook again.

Freed flushed the toilet and watched the sticky goo disappear into the porcelian bowl.

For being such a great man Laxus really had some crazy emetophobia.

Emetophobia: Fear of throwing up.

This just came to me while on a train thinking about Fairy Tail and their DragonSlayers. It finally came to Laxus and his near invincibility i mean he have to have some weakness? And so i made him emetophobc.

As for all of you who thought Freed and Laxus were doing the naugthy, shame on you! Go wash your dirty mind with soap!